Melody

Radio Host, Singer, Actor, Voice-over. Nerd. Awkward by default.

[Melody @OnAirMelody]

my child burst into tears because she 'didn't want me to die' since I am 'so old' today, and I need to undo my belt when I sit down at work. This is 41.

[Canada Goose 🇨🇦 @CanadaGoose911]

You think it’s so easy to just walk off with the town’s geese? Try it and find out!

[Melody @OnAirMelody]

@megynkelly what an INCREDIBLY weird take... totally norms, and totally okay with it. My brothers had pads and tampons in our shared bathroom, my dad had them in his shared bathroom with my mom, and my husband even (prepare to be TOTALLY shocked) BUYS them for me! 🤯

[Melody @OnAirMelody]

damn, this is good

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Kamala Harris shares her first presidential election campaign video, set to Beyoncé’s “Freedom.”

[Melody @OnAirMelody]

@TheJimmystrong hahahahahaha :D PLEASE DO!!!
cause lawd knows I don't own one... my dangly girls are living their best FREE FALLIN' golf-ball-in-a-tube-sock life!!

[Melody @OnAirMelody]

I'm convinced that if men got periods, endured underwire bras, or were expected to wear makeup, we would NOT HAVE OFFICE DRESS CODES

[Melody @OnAirMelody]

Working on #BreakoutCountry for @HotCountry1035 and WAS NOT WARNED before watching @PetricMusic 's video for THE BEST 😭😭 What are you fellas trying to do to this postpartum mama?!
(love you guys... now pass the kleenex)

[Melody @OnAirMelody]

In the span of 24 hours, my 4 year old called me ‘old and yucky’ and my 3 month old (potentially) gave me pink eye. Children really are the gift that keep giving (diseases and dysmorphia)

[Melody @OnAirMelody]

Are these carpenter ants?

[Melody @OnAirMelody]

3 showers in 4 weeks, one tiny human or the other on top of me 20+ hours a day (with no AC in our house), have to arrange it with another adult to use washroom, can’t remember to eat or drink, and am constantly leaking from some part of body. Gotta love the newborn phase 😅❤️

[Melody @OnAirMelody]

@TheeForman @meganstrose Something about us, I guess

[Melody @OnAirMelody]

@FloodedStudios I think you’re right. I just didn’t expect his midlife crisis to involve a surfing addiction and a ‘trendy’ mullet. I suppose it could be worse 😅🤷🏼‍♀️

[Melody @OnAirMelody]

My husband just texted me he’s getting a mullet, but ‘a trendy one’. This is totally reasonable grounds for divorce, right?

[Melody @OnAirMelody]

6.5 hours and $15 in parking to be told it’s just a really bad cold and these kind of fevers pass in a few days. Thankful she’s okay, but so very frustrated. #Braun and I are going to have words tmrw over their touchless thermometer that repeatedly said she had a fever of 103.

[Melody @OnAirMelody]

@NestaMAZING 6 hours now 😩

[Melody @OnAirMelody]

Over 4 hours (and counting) and still waiting to be seen… I know things are crazy right now, but if it’s not urgent I’d rather just be told to go home at this point. I’ve watched kids come in after us and leave happy & skipping before we even got out of the waiting room.

[Melody @OnAirMelody]

@dana_moose She’s laying here shaking. Like…how is she not a priority at all? I’m a 9 month pregnant hormonal mess and its everything I can do not to go hormone monster up in here.

[Melody @OnAirMelody]

@Sari_139 Thanks Sarah ❤️

[Melody @OnAirMelody]

Good!

[Tim Bousquet @Tim_Bousquet]

The fine for violating the province-wide burn ban has been raised from $237.50 to $25,000.

[Melody @OnAirMelody]

@Surge105 @GoodLifeFitness @360fitgym Orangetheory also offering access to showers, cell phone charging, and access to wifi at all locations (Larry Uteck, North end Halifax, and Mic Mac Mall)