OnChainPolitics

Fair and Balanced Depravity. “This town needs an Enema” $OCP

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Every political cycle internationally, but *especially* a United States presidential cycle writes its own hilarious content while the political theater plays out in an effort to encourage, motivate, and ultimately manipulate voters into thinking one side is better than another.

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Uncle Sam just doesn’t hit like he used to. $OCP

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We need to bring Cig ads back. I feel like this guy is taking a break from hunting Jaws to have a refreshing smoke.

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@GuntherEagleman @EdKrassen @romansharf Hahahha. Second funniest comedian on Twitter.

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Jfc

[Matt Wallace @MattWallace888]

🚨 RUMORS ARE CIRCULATING THAT THEY SUNK THE TITANIC TO KILL THE POWERFUL MEN ON BOARD WHO OPPOSED A CENTRAL BANK 🚨

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@bennyjohnson Have at it, nitwits.

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@elonmusk @WallStreetSilv Genuinely didn’t think Elon was this stupid.

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@elonmusk Hahaha. Free speech? Unless you’re the brunt of the joke Apartheid Clyde. GFY

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@Timcast Aren’t you like 4 feet tall and bald? Let’s leave appearance alone.

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@bennyjohnson Built the NY skyline? Lol

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@HenryPardus @JazzyLynnRose If you want to jerk off to Russians ( men or women I don’t judge ) hop on over to telegram. Otherwise you’re just flirting with a Russian dude here. You’re better than this.

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@JazzyLynnRose Russian Bot, all. Carry on. Jasmine prob still hoards denim jeans and Billy Joel CD’s.

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There really isn’t anything like a shorn scrotum. I can attest.

[Tyler Rogoway @Aviation_Intel]

Tucker: Why did you invade Ukraine?

Putin: Very well, where do I begin?

My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Some times he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy, the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical, summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds, pretty standard really. At the age of 12 I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum, it's breathtaking, I suggest you try it. At the age of eighteen, I went off to evil medical school. From there...

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@OccupyDemocrats If only executive orders were a thing…

[RodneyTahoe @RodneyTahoe]

People who end a tweet with “ let that sink in” generally post the dumbest shit imaginable.

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@LauraLoomer

[Ian Miles Cheong @ianmiles]

Using AI to fix broken, damaged people.

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@ianmiles

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@AndrewYang @benshapiro