Pam Parisi

[Pam Parisi @OnDaCrazyTrain]

@GlennonDoyle Men at Work… on your enunciation. It’s “he just smiled and gave me a vegemite sandwich” not “a bit of my sandwich”. I mean even Twitter is underlining vegemite in red 🤷🏼‍♀️

[Pam Parisi @OnDaCrazyTrain]

Watching an episode of Hoarders right before a long weekend makes your house look clean enough to sit by the pool for three days.
Follow me for more housekeeping tips...

[Pam Parisi @OnDaCrazyTrain]

@Delta I have been on hold for 42 minutes. What’s the super-secret magic number, so I can actually speak to a human? The card the agent gave me yesterday is for Spanish-speaking customers and, despite taking four years of Spanish, my bilingual skills are no bueno...

[Pam Parisi @OnDaCrazyTrain]

@edgargonzalex86 @acereros @steelers @SteelersUnite @Ciudad_de_acero @_BigBen7 Is Bleier in there??

[Wendy’s @Wendys]

Y’all keep asking, so here’s your chance.
The people in charge say if you guys can get our tweet (this one right here) to 2 Million likes, they will bring SPICY CHICKEN NUGGETS BACK.
Let’s freakin’ do this!

[Cassie A. H. Moore @cassieahmoore]

“Gone With The Wind” is on right now on AMC.

I’m going to watch it.

Rhett Butler won’t hurt me like playoff hockey does.

[Tyler Moore @TheRevTy]

Church Sign, 2019 Playoffs Edition - part three. @TBLightning #HolyThunder #GoBolts

[TED Talks @TEDTalks]

The relationship between the Earth and the Moon is unlike anything else in our solar system. This groundbreaking theory explains what makes it so special: https://t.co/2jdX0a5ceM

[Pam Parisi @OnDaCrazyTrain]

Black Friday just wouldn’t be the same without the annual call from my credit card’s Fraud Dept 🙄

[Gary Vaynerchuk @garyvee]

To all my 47 yr olds ...

[TED Talks @TEDTalks]

"Accept your strengths and your weaknesses, and understand the difference." @isaaclidsky https://t.co/4IOs2yurT6

[Tim Ferriss @tferriss]

"Better to trip with the feet than with the tongue." - Zeno of Citium (said while drunk on wine).

[Pam Parisi @OnDaCrazyTrain]

@Delta Chantal from TIA is a ROCK STAR. Amazed at her grace under pressure during the Atlanta mess today!

[Tim Ferriss @tferriss]

“One of the scariest things in our lives is actually doing what we know we want to do.” –... https://t.co/xMjRwKsRe4

[Colleen Chappell @ColleenChappell]

Now I know what a $5 million nap feels like #brandbowl #CRSuperBowl

[Pam Parisi @OnDaCrazyTrain]

@KaitlynParisi touché, pussycat.

[Pam Parisi @OnDaCrazyTrain]

@KaitlynParisi totally worth the $1400 this is costing me 😳😳😳

[Pam Parisi @OnDaCrazyTrain]

@KaitlynParisi that's some funny stuff right there.