Iran: "Death to America!"
US: ...
Iran: "We're going to build a nuke to we can bring death to America!"
US: ...
Iran: "We're going to build missiles so we can bring death to America!"
US: ...
Iran: "Just so we're clear, we believe Israel is the Little Satan and the US is the Great Satan."
US: ....
Iran: "We are going to try to destroy America's land-based aircraft carrier, Israel."
US: *sigh* "Fine, Israel, go ahead. Slap them a little bit."
Panicans: *cries* "Ugh! Israel!"
Iran: "Still building nukes tho. Death to America!"
US: *Sigh* "Fine. Feed the B2s. But *only* feed them the nuclear stuff."
Panicans" *crying* "We don't want WW3! Trump is going to get us into WW3! No boots on the ground!"
US: *sigh* "Guys, the B2s are already home. It's already over and done."
Iran: "Death to America!"
US: ...
Iran: "We're rebuilding a missile program! Oh, and we're working on nukes again."
US: *sigh* "Don't."
Iran: "Screw you!" *bombs American bases*
US: *sigh* "Okay, we told you."
Panicans: *crying* "Why are we doing this!? Can't we just leave Iran alone! No foreign wars! This will start WW3! No boots on the ground!"
Democrats: *crying* "Why are we doing this!? Can't we just leave Iran alone! No foreign wars! This will start WW3! No boots on the ground!"
“Hey MAGA, why didn’t you protest?”
“Protesting is for pussies”
There’s a chair in the corner of your bedroom. I bet you spend of a lot of time there, you un-American cuck
"Hey MAGA, if things were so bad under the Biden administration, why didn't we see you protesting?"
"Well because we protested at the ballot box which is why that old f*ck only had 4 years and that crusty old crotchgoblin didn't get elected."
"If we don't win, we don't act like feelings driven, emotion based 5 year olds who throw a temper tantrum in the middle of the street."
"We go back to work. Go back to our lives and do what we have to do to be productive members of society."
BASED!!!
@SpookySonic90@TennyUnderscore Was just thinking sailor moon absolutely goes with Pokémon and DBZ here! They’re the grandparents of modern anime, and the ones that popularized it in the west. Luffy belongs with Naruto and Ichigo lol. Different trios
@yayaaswrlld Honestly, as a white dude, I think it’s just easy to get carried away. I have a friend that, when I mentioned clanker just being used in place of n*****, he was confused. Genuinely didn’t get the connection until he saw vids like this. This got way outta hand way too fast
@SteveEdmondso10@josettecaruso@CollinRugg that's all for the long tweet if you have anything to bring up. I'd rather not be hostile. I hated trans people as a kid because I thought they were freaks. I understand your skepticism and distaste. They really aren't the demons people say though
@SteveEdmondso10@josettecaruso@CollinRugg -that at all. "Doesn't like" may actually be me underselling it greatly. Suicide rates among trans individuals is quite high, due to being often ostracized from their communites and families simply for, at the end of the day, trying to be themselves
@Rhymestyle You’ve helped so many people including myself through tough times. Those community posts checking in on your audience do more than you realize. I’m sorry for your loss and I’ve been through similar. It never stops hurting, but you can keep growing. Your whole community love you