Kerri Parker

Livin Life @ 140 characters at a time.

[Kerri Parker @OnDemandKerri]

#memphisgrizzlies can we get a birthday shout out to wendy chambers!!!

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#VFL #firstgame

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#DoGameDayRight

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#dogamedayright

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Wish that I was on ole rocky top. I AM!!!

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That awkward moment when you send a mean text and make sure you don't send it to the wrong person and then send it to the wrong person

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That awkward moment when you've been friendly with someone way too long to admit you have no idea what their name is.

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2016 - IROC Z making its comeback. You heard it here first

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@patrickwillis52 @procamp #shoulderup

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@SECNetwork the sec network is going to be flop if they don't get more of the cable companies on board.

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The sticky up things on Legos are called studs. I googled it so you wouldn't have to.

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While taking this reverse selfie I realized I didn't care for the message the car in front of me had. F KP? Rude

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Well this phrase came up in conversation: she acts like a long tail cat in a room full of rocking chairs.

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PSA: target has Cadbury mini eggs for 20 cents. You are welcome.

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Compelling argument. RT @Bo0gieWo0gie: RT @T_BoneSloane: @OnDemandKerri I disagree. Michael jumped over a pool

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RT @T_BoneSloane: @OnDemandKerri I disagree. Michael jumped over a pool at a luau. Danny walked through a funhouse.

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Going on record now. I liked grease 2 better than grease #droppingtruthbombs #meaningfultweet #coolrider

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I'm opening a new Zen hotel called Nama-stay

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Why did no one in the 80's ever think to make a scratch n sniff choose your own adventure book?

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I have started prioritizing my friendships based and the letter value of their name in scrabble tiles