OnGodGiraffe

Web3 Dev | Crypto Investor.

[OnGodGiraffe @OnGodGiraffe]

The Memoirs of an (Ex)-Shitcoiner 🧵

5 years ago, I turned $200 into $2,000 in 2 days...
then round-tripped it back to zero.
That single trade dragged me into the @BNBCHAIN trenches — and changed my life forever.
Here’s how it all started 👇

[Dr. Parik Patel, BA, CFA, ACCA Esq. @ParikPatelCFA]

I knew the stock market would finally crash. This is why I’ve been in cash since 2005

[Amazon Web Services @awscloud]

More AI-generated code doesn't make your team faster. It might actually slow you down.

[OnGodGiraffe @OnGodGiraffe]

@ManaMoonNFT Tbh it may not be bullish but it’s not bearish . So that’s why market doesn’t care. MSTR can fail but people confuse a listed company with public financials to luna and ftx.

[OnGodGiraffe @OnGodGiraffe]

@UniswapVillain Lmaoo

[OnGodGiraffe @OnGodGiraffe]

Regarding hyperliquid:native. It is a cult and it’s one of the very first successful businesses in crypto. But at the end of the day it’s an EVM fork. An unregulated EVM fork. I think it pumps more but part of the pump is pure speculation. It prolly doubles from here. It’s this cycles SOL.

[OnGodGiraffe @OnGodGiraffe]

I am starting to believe that 99% of CT is just retarted and the only way to make this app useful is start muting. 🧵

Regarding bitcoin:native I think there is a chance we dip at the 50s but it will be short lived. Market is overreacting on MSTR. We are officially in the buy zone.

[OnGodGiraffe @OnGodGiraffe]

Regarding ethereum:native, ngl I have been pretty disappointed but I am starting to become bullish. Banks, funds and institutions will only deploy on Ethereum. You are retarded if you think otherwise. Also since it has yield it is a much better asset for a DAT compared to BTC. Still requires major updates, shorter block times, higher TPS and finally trying to make ETH deflationary again. If all 3 happen things look insane. But I have my doubts if deflationary is realistic in the short term.

[artsch00lreject @artsch00lreject]

I’m stuck in the crypto cuck chair and I can’t get up

[OnGodGiraffe @OnGodGiraffe]

@downsin Idk how much money they paid you. But I am sorry this Jackson guy used to be ultra cringe. He only shut his mouth up once they got drained . Now all his post bragging are deleted. He failed once and is about to fail twice

[OnGodGiraffe @OnGodGiraffe]

@downsin They make money of your spread which is worse

[OnGodGiraffe @OnGodGiraffe]

@gfk_acid Hey let’s talk

[OnGodGiraffe @OnGodGiraffe]

Sigma cooking 🧑‍🍳

[Sigma @SigmaTrading]

We secretly ███ how much you traded on Sigma.

Today, we're giving you ███ - plus a way to ███ that's never existed on a trading bot before.

Haven't been on Sigma recently? There's something waiting for you, too.

Watch the video, then see tweets below for details👇

[OnGodGiraffe @OnGodGiraffe]

@0xrwu Tbf 2s p95 for a company with the resources of coinbase isn’t that impressive 😅

[xtamales @pirchavez]

Cursor is silently routing most Opus usage to Composer and background workers.

I find this somewhat unethical. The tool is not respecting the users.

If they want us to use their models or infra, they should make them better than their competitors.

[OnGodGiraffe @OnGodGiraffe]

@lou3ee 👀

[Sigma @SigmaTrading]

https://t.co/Y6MoTgHIps

[doomer @doomerfied]

[ DOOMER ]

AFTER IRAN, THE US WILL SHIFT ITS FOCUS TO REGIME CHANGE IN THE ETHEREUM FOUNDATION, “WE’VE HAD ENOUGH OF THESE COMMUNISTS,” SAYS DONALD TRUMP: TRUTH SOCIAL

[OnGodGiraffe @OnGodGiraffe]

@RuneCrypto_ @SigmaTrading Isn’t this a classic based bot marketing campaign for the last 1 year lmao. You are completely shit too 😅

[Lukáš Hozda @LukasHozda]

Openclaw was made by the worst programmers known to man

[OnGodGiraffe @OnGodGiraffe]

OpenClaw still feels like a giant baby—cool idea, but the hype looks like clout-chasing when Claude Code + a few cron jobs get the same work done faster. Anyone actually seeing it pull its weight?