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Comedy Writer - 🏳️‍🌈 ✡️ - I am the Kwisatz Haderach!

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@bblock29 To make it fair, maybe just a much much larger tax deduction per year.

And the deduction is based on your yearly payments not interest...

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@TeaPainUSA @tedcruz But how many takes did it take to get it perfect?

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@itsJeffTiedrich Cocaine!

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@JbarGarden @ecclesias @JohnCornyn John Cornyn looking for Texas...

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@SenTedCruz

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@susanamet I haven’t had a piece of meat in 12 years, this is further proof my decision was correct...

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@JGaffneyUSN The second botox injection is where you see the real results...

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@charles_gaba GOP Mantra - An unregulated death is a good death.

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@girlsreallyrule This cannot be legal, I don’t understand...

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@PalmerReport Expensive BJ?

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@davenewworld_2 @ecclesias Clearly he was just going into that Barnes & Noble for the magazines...

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#ImSoNotPreparedFor Real life again. It’s weird, but I’m not...

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John Goodman is a National Treasure!

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@SANJOSEMAILMAN Me too!

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@BillKristol @BetoORourke @AOC $10,600 per couple?

What a strange number...

[Beto O'Rourke @BetoORourke]

HOUSTON tenants please see this regarding eviction

[Darren 🇨🇦🇺🇦 @scabbyhabby]

Today’s MacKinnon cartoon. Brilliant. #GOP #TedCruz

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My new Anthem for the GOP! Especially in Texas.

Happy B Day Kurt!

#KurtCobain #SaturdayMorning #CruzIsADisgrace #TexasBlackout

[Russel L. Honore' @ltgrusselhonore]

Big Red Enjoying some Barn Music on this Friday Night . Red Said Mask Up And Stay Home Please.