(Parody) Jezza.

The answer to the universe is not 42, it’s POWER. Former Top Gear host, told BBC to sod off, now hosting The Grand Tour on Amazon. #RP #Oasis #fuckyeaheclairs

[(Parody) Jezza. @OnThatBombsheII]

“Some call me the voice of reason.
Others call me Jezza. What can I say? I host the world’s most illegally downloaded car show and I’m unapologetically outspoken.”

🇬🇧🎶I get by with a little help from my friends:
@FasterThanYou44
@TheSmallHamster @CAPTAlNSLOW
@ItsNotTheStig

[(Parody) Jezza. @OnThatBombsheII]

@FasterThanYou44 “Darling, any time, any place. The world is our racetrack.”

[(Parody) Jezza. @OnThatBombsheII]

@FasterThanYou44 “Abigail Clarkson!! You clever girl...what remarkable seats! I’m absolutely beside myself...just giddy!”

[(Parody) Jezza. @OnThatBombsheII]

@FasterThanYou44 Yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes.

[(Parody) Jezza. @OnThatBombsheII]

OH BLOODY HELL!!!

[Abbey Clarkson @FasterThanYou44]

Front row tickets for two @OnThatBombsheII https://t.co/phifQSKgpY

[(Parody) Jezza. @OnThatBombsheII]

@FasterThanYou44 “Auto repairs aren’t necessarily glam rock, love.”

[(Parody) Jezza. @OnThatBombsheII]

Wishing Mrs. Clarkson a very happy #WCW. @FasterThanYou44

There may be something shiny in the garage for you.

(Cough cough) possibly a Ferrari.

[(Parody) Jezza. @OnThatBombsheII]

@FasterThanYou44 “The last thing I need is a hammer with rhinestones.”

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@FasterThanYou44 “Ooh, darling, keep talking like that and I’ll have to buy you some red brake calipers.”

[(Parody) Jezza. @OnThatBombsheII]

@FasterThanYou44 “Darling, the runway is ages behind. Track suits are vogue, and they turn me on.”

[(Parody) Jezza. @OnThatBombsheII]

@FasterThanYou44 “I thought it would suit you well. A sleek car for my elegant girl.”

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@FasterThanYou44 “I can’t wait. Why don’t you start her up?”

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@FasterThanYou44 “Of course I did, Abigail. Do you think I’d lie to you about something like that? It was easy. I wrote a series of reviews for The Times, and I got a cash advance. I put that to good use.”

[(Parody) Jezza. @OnThatBombsheII]

Yes please!!!

[Abbey Clarkson @FasterThanYou44]

For @OnThatBombsheII 💕

[(Parody) Jezza. @OnThatBombsheII]

@FasterThanYou44 “But what, Abbey? Don’t you think life would be more rewarding if we only worried about the things that matter?”

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@FasterThanYou44 “Abigail Clarkson? A word with you, if I may...”

Jezza grinned. Time to see if she’d bite.

“It’s about Uh....something that happened to your car...”

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@FasterThanYou44 Picking her up, he set her on the bonnet of the car amongst the roses.

“Let me make your life less complicated, Mrs. Clarkson. You worry about petrol. Lap times. Checkered flags. I’ll hire someone to worry about laundry.”

[(Parody) Jezza. @OnThatBombsheII]

This!

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@FasterThanYou44 “Love, why do you need to sort at all? If it pleases you, l’ll ask for a maid to help us both. And a chef to make eclairs. How’s that?”

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@FasterThanYou44 “Darling, please. You know I couldn’t stay sore at you. Besides. I look bloody good in pink.”

He noticed her tears.

“What’s wrong? I want my girl to be happy.”

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@FasterThanYou44 Jezza grinned as she ran into the garage and caught her in a warm embrace.

Strewn all over her car were dozens of roses. All kinds and all colors.

“Don’t be worried, love. I put them down on beach towels so they wouldn’t scratch the paint.” He said with a smile.

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@FasterThanYou44 “Abbey, I think you need to get down here. I’m so sorry...”

Jezza bit his lip to keep from chuckling.