Don’t give her an engagement ring for Christmas, give her a rafting trip. Propose AFTER the rafting trip so there’s no chance that she forgets to take the ring off before the trip and loses it to the river.
Asking for a hippopotamus for Christmas is just reckless. Ask for a rafting trip instead. It’s more fun than running from a giant mammal that can run up to 30 mph. No matter how many days of CrossFit you’ve done, you can’t run 30 mph.
Side dishes as Gauley River rapids:
Mashed potatoes: Upper Mash
Sweet potatoes: Sweet’s Falls
Stuffing: Insignificant
Green beans: Koontz Flume
Casserole: Iron Ring
Pumpkin Pie: Pillow Rock
Cranberry sauce from a can: Jump Rock
Is your child texting about rafting?
WTF: water that’s fast
BRB: big rapids, boyyyyy
LMAO: lost my astrals, oops
FTW: for the whitewater
OMG: oh my Gauley
NSFW: neoprene smells freakin weird
BTW: brain thinking whitewater
ROFL: rafting or freakin’ leaving!
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Last weekend, 4 pals from high school did 5 class FIVE white water rapids in #WVirginia. One got tossed out of the boat, and I was thisclose TWICE to doing the same. #Ziplined 15 times at 60 mph about 2K up! @OnTheGorge . #rappelled about 60 feet down! SO great! @NewhouseBDJ
The New River Gorge has redefined what it means to be a TEAM for our 330 Ambassadors. As the @OnTheGorge River Guides say, ‘Team means “Together. Everyone. Achieves. More.’” and that couldn’t be more true. 💪
Enjoying this Father's Day Weekend on a bonding roadtrip with my son whitewater rafting at New River Gorge. Hope all the dads out there are living their best lives today. Happy Father's Day! #almostheaven#westvirginia#adventuresonthegorge