Dianthe Vedra

💀PsyD dispensing therapy with a twist of lime while tending bar at Le Cimetière. Engaged SO HARD to @HadMeAt_FUBAR my Crawdaddy. Shaken and stirred. [RP] #NSFW

[Dianthe Vedra @OnTheRawks]

Fuck ya'll, hackers.

[Tristan of Lothian @orrahk_dzorr]

A fellow RPer has had their account hacked and taken over by NFT bullshit disseminators. Everyone please keep watch on your accounts, shore them up, change passwords. Especially the ones that you have left fallow for a while. #RP #Roleplay #HackedAccount #NFT

[Grace & Miles Kitson @arfaestnes]

Roleplayers please take heed. #RP #hackers

[Dianthe Vedra @OnTheRawks]

Whoa, that's some fuckery!

[Gawain_Bors @Gawain_Bors]

This account has been hacked. Gawain_Bors is an RP account owned by ME, and obviously stolen by someone so decidedly lazy that they could not be arsed to make their damn account.
#HackedAccount
Thanks asshole.

[Dianthe Vedra @OnTheRawks]

verve before returning him to his little stand in the back of the car. I made sure to lavish our mortified driver with a few hallelujahs and left the car singing "This little light of mine" while flipping my skull yard stakes on and off. I love shopping! (4/4)

[Dianthe Vedra @OnTheRawks]

graves, whilst tickling Bas with a skeletal hand. But the REAL prize of the ride, was me finding Jesus! He was wedged between the seats, his plastic molded face making a deep imprint in my thigh. Naturally I had to exclaim my find to the driver and all passers by with much (3/4)

[Dianthe Vedra @OnTheRawks]

just wouldn't fit on my lap though, so he got to hang partway out the window, waving to all the unbelievers on the ride back to the bar and warning them of their fate. /Wicked grin/ I made polite conversation about those bible quotes about the dead rising out of their (2/4)

[Dianthe Vedra @OnTheRawks]

Bas and I had the good fortune of getting the Jesus Camry Uber on the way back from our Halloween spree. The driver's expression was priceless as Bas loaded his beefy self in, and then bag after bag of dead and undead got crammed into his lap. The big inflatable skeleton (1/4)

[Dianthe Vedra @OnTheRawks]

know you love me. La-la..la-lala! (2/2)

[Dianthe Vedra @OnTheRawks]

Yes, the girl in aisle three with the hot pink and black tights using the shopping cart like a scooter and singing "It's the most wonderful time of the year..." while building a boneyard in the basket is yours truly! Oh Bas, you can give me that eyebrow all you want, you (1/2)

[Dianthe Vedra @OnTheRawks]

the kiss on his cheek doesn't stop his eyes from rolling. Ding ding! The winner of this round is DEVILISH DEVI! /fake self made crowd noise/ Time for some shopping! (5/5)

[Dianthe Vedra @OnTheRawks]

old fashioned and looks at me like I need a twelve step program. "Dis is a fine drinking establishment. If I see more bones than patrons, deys comin down. Ye hear?" I vigorously nod, all teeth and pigtails. I can be a good girl Papa, promise! Less morgue, more fiesta! Even (4/5)

[Dianthe Vedra @OnTheRawks]

fully assembled? Does this extend to skulls? Skulls are the heart..of a..skeleton. And femurs! What about decorative bones? Phalanges? How about if the skeletons were smaller...like fun size instead of family size? Papa looks like he either has a headache or needs another (3/5)

[Dianthe Vedra @OnTheRawks]

I know how to dress the dead right. /WINK/ "You gon make it look like a revival up in hyeh." Well....you know the dead DO like to revive this time of year. Papa gives me that deadpan wry face that says he ain't playin. So how many skeletons is TOO MANY? And are we talking (2/5)

[Dianthe Vedra @OnTheRawks]

Papa gave me his annual lecture about "seasonal decorations" in the bar. "Too many skeletons, Devi." Too? Many? SKELETONS? Uh...Papa, you do recall what you named this bar? "We got te keep it classy." So we'll give them all monocles and top hats, or fancy gowns, no biggy! (1/5)

[Dianthe Vedra @OnTheRawks]

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[Dianthe Vedra @OnTheRawks]

/Slow dancing on the balcony with my Honey to this one/ https://t.co/D7YBgSt3kl #MightBeLateForWorkAsAResult

[Dianthe Vedra @OnTheRawks]

That last one has the working name of Pontchartrain Pool float. Because a flotation device is recommended with the tipple, y'all. Especially if you're sloppy with the amaretto pouring. /Givin my ragin cajun a wink and nabbin the bottle/

[Dianthe Vedra @OnTheRawks]

Feed these into your blender for a righteous pool beverage: 1/2 cup froz strawberries, 1/2 cup froz peaches, 1 oz chambord, 1 oz amaretto, 1 oz pineapple juice, 1 oz lemon juice, 2 dashes peychauds, twist of lime dropped in. If you're feelin spicy, a sprinkle of Crystal. Blend!

[Dianthe Vedra @OnTheRawks]

You know, I think all this "Back to School" hype needs to be replaced with "back in the damn pool!" Seriously. Have you seen the thermometer sweating? Mornings were made for a lazy backstroke...or maybe an inflatable unicorn with a cupholder. #ExerciseNOLAStyle 🌊💦🍹

[Dianthe Vedra @OnTheRawks]

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