Bracken: “I wonder if you tied these sprigs of rosemary together and lit them on fire if it would smell good.”
Me: *distracted making breakfast*
Bracken: *leaves*
Bracken: *comes back 5 minutes later* “It didn’t work.”
I’m not ready to be responsible for children
@brackpetro
Former first lady Melania Trump said in a new interview with Fox that she was "unaware" of the ongoing riot on January 6, 2021, because she was too busy photographing a rug in the White House https://t.co/cugm3vYlwz
BEFORE AND AFTER! ✨ Last year @ATT fixed our internet by installing a trash bag around the utility pole box. We were all shocked when the line wore out after a year, so today, ATT installed a BRAND NEW trash bag! Thanks, guys!