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[Pottys one FPL Guru @OnTheUpPotty]

Where's that #SteveBruce of the #FPL?
Bloody love your Capparro pick the past Gameweek @Gallow111, I bet you shit in those #GinolaShorts you wear to bed ⚽
WoooHooo
Potty

[Pottys one FPL Guru @OnTheUpPotty]

Vote = Nutter In Power
Because I'll deliver positive results to the masses.
But for now how do I get my head out of this chuffing gate?
WoooHooo
Potty ⚽

[Pottys one FPL Guru @OnTheUpPotty]

Just my take on those "Bin Dippers"
WooooHoooo
Potty

[Pottys one FPL Guru @OnTheUpPotty]

What a tune....
WooooHoooo
Potty

[Pottys one FPL Guru @OnTheUpPotty]

@PatheticoMorbid @thr3esticks Sure am
WooHoo
Potty

[Pottys one FPL Guru @OnTheUpPotty]

@the_cheeky_ness If I lived nearer you Nessie I'd take you out for a beer or a cappachino and have a potty chat with you as I'm a brilliant spirit raiser.
Potty x

[Pottys one FPL Guru @OnTheUpPotty]

A classic Christmas tune...
Potty

[Pottys one FPL Guru @OnTheUpPotty]

@PatheticoMorbid @StuLord I like the word.....
Cockwomble
Potty

[Pottys one FPL Guru @OnTheUpPotty]

@FPLkat @fpl_vegan @FPLbottlejob Off course, had to change my diet whilst I was gravely ill.
Tomatoes helped me so much.
Potty

[Pottys one FPL Guru @OnTheUpPotty]

@FPLkat @fpl_vegan @FPLbottlejob I'd love a slot too, bearing mind I am the #NuttyVeganOne
Potty

[Pottys one FPL Guru @OnTheUpPotty]

A World without #Mane
This could be a special Gameweek for #PotttysWorld
Potty

[Pottys one FPL Guru @OnTheUpPotty]

#FPLrotation
All you Mane owner's.
As the song says....
Let's Forget About DoMane
#KloppHas ⚽
WooooHoooo
Potty
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[Pottys one FPL Guru @OnTheUpPotty]

@FPL_Connect Hey Connect, don't ever worry if you offend people.
Please be who you are and sod them ⚽🚔🆘
WooooHoooo
Potty

[Pottys one FPL Guru @OnTheUpPotty]

And that's why I dropped Firmino....
I know my gerkins.
WooooHoooo
Potty

[Pottys one FPL Guru @OnTheUpPotty]

@fpl_chef VAR , is your vagina all ready now x

[Pottys one FPL Guru @OnTheUpPotty]

@davyhamburgers As promised my friend here is that photo and you'd had one too many??!
WooooHoooo
Potty

[Pottys one FPL Guru @OnTheUpPotty]

@davyhamburgers I've got one of you at a party in Crimbo 2012.
Potty

[Pottys one FPL Guru @OnTheUpPotty]

#FPL in Verse

Midweek bloody football
We never get no rest
Hope you've transferred wisely
And bought the chuffing best
Then when it all goes tits up
Only blame yourself
Coz when you purchased Zaha
Your team will fail in wealth ⚽

WooooHoooo

Potty

[Pottys one FPL Guru @OnTheUpPotty]

Forget "Elf on a Shelf" and let's retweet my new idea....
"Trigger on a Digger"
WooooHoooo
Potty

[Pottys one FPL Guru @OnTheUpPotty]

#FPL in Verse

Another bloody gameweek
Yes that's come so quick
But are you on the ball
Or maybe shitting bricks
Please don't worry too much
If your captain fails
Just nip down too your offy
And down some chuffing ale ⚽

Potty