Hate that we live in a timeline where Miss Piggy has to post Instagram tributes to a bestie (Dolly Parton) and an ex-lover (Tim Curry) within a 24-hour span
Writing Samira Mohan off of the Pitt made me-
1.) not finish watching season two
2.) have no desire to watch season three.
I cannot watch the sad old man show ft. oblivious Emmy bait, for many hours of my life.
Thinking about the time my uber driver got cut off and yelled “COCKSUCKER!!!” then immediately looked at me in the rear view mirror and blurted out “not that there’s anything wrong with sucking cock!”