NonSense

[NonSense @OnThisNonSense]

https://t.co/KQXbzZj1rF

[NonSense @OnThisNonSense]

@brennasparksxxx Me too.

[NonSense @OnThisNonSense]

@JDVance Gay.

[Gary Vaynerchuk @garyvee]

Nothing you do professionally actually matters. Be a nice person ❤️

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

Things most Americans agree on:

Groceries cost too much.

Tariffs suck and make no sense.

Congress and Presidents shouldn’t trade stocks.

The debt is a mess.

The border should be secure, but legal immigration is good.

Endless wars are stupid, especially ones that nobody wants and have never been explained.

Americans are exhausted.

AI is like my new best friend that also might be trying to take my job, my ability to think for myself, and my humanity in the process. Yo like I love you, but WTF, but I still love you.

Diversity is actually awesome! The opposite is boring AF.

Canadians are super fucking cool.

Mexicans are chill.

Putin isn’t a good guy looking out for America’s best interest. Rocky IV and Miracle are great movies.

Good neighbors are a blessing.

Freedom of religion and coexistence without having to blow each other up is probably a good idea.

We all question, are we alone in the universe?

We all fuck up along the way.

Epstein didn’t hang himself.

The Trumps and Epstein were best friends for decades. It’s like Bert trying to tell us Ernie was just an acquaintance in the same social scene on Sesame Street back in the day.

The Cowboys suck. Go Birds!

Things we’re told to fight about:

Me.
Laptop.
Vaccines.
Transgenders in sports.
Pronouns.

That’s the joke.

[DFNS @DeezyFinesseDoe]

Not caring about lyrics will never be the future of hip-hop

[𝐋𝐞𝐠𝐞𝐧𝐝 @Be_like_legend]

Sometimes smoking weed is less about getting high and more about finding a place inside yourself that isn’t screaming.

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

Seriously, people. Spencer Pratt?

Have we not seen what happens when you elect people off the fucking TV?

[Big Sev @PrinceCharmer_]

No sundresses in sight. Just Sambas and oversized jorts 🥲

[✦ 𝓢𝓱𝓲𝓷𝓮 ✦🪐 @upshine3]

“You fucking idiot bitch” me to the video game character that I’m in full control of

[NonSense @OnThisNonSense]

@jakepaul They just deserve better than you bitch

[NonSense @OnThisNonSense]

@Richivno The purest definition of a faggot lol

[NonSense @OnThisNonSense]

@Akademiks You chose his dick and/or balls.

[Hoops Crave @HoopsCrave]

Drake and Akademiks are reportedly dating.

[𝓔𝓶 ♡ @emkenobi]

fuck you @realDonaldTrump

[𝕷𝖚𝖈𝖎𝖋𝖊𝖗 @LucifersTweetz]

If you ever want to know how important education is, watch an Obama speech and then watch a Trump speech.

[Rolling Stone @RollingStone]

COMMENTARY: Let’s say it plainly: There has never been a president as corrupt as Donald Trump.

There is no close second in our history.
https://t.co/RRV6gbiZi1

[Esta @TheOnlyEsta]

Raise your hand ✋🏽 if you agree

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

MAGA really is a cult of the dumbest motherfuckers on the planet

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

At this point I'm convinced Trump could r*pe a child on live television and some of y'all would still find a way to justify it.

[Ariel Helwani @arielhelwani]

.@The_MJF weighs in with a controversial stance on Bret Hart:

“He’s saying crazy shit all the time, and 99% of the time it doesn’t make sense.

I just think homie’s punch-drunk, and God bless him, he should be — he’s one of the greatest wrestlers of all time. He’s no Shawn Michaels, though.

When you put him bar for bar against Shawn, I just never understood the comparison.”