Kilgore Trout

Proud Alumnus of the Midvale School for the Gifted. Exodus 8:2

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It usually takes me about 2 hours to fall asleep at night but I’ve been listening to philosophy lectures/audio books and they knock me out in like 20 minutes.

This is now a running thread of things I fell asleep to:

[El Ricky @Indikur]

Like honestly bro I respect Draymond Green more than I respect some down to earth pro athlete to a degree

because yo youre not a normal person, and you dont live a normal life so why tf are you acting normal, you should be an absolute freak show

[Justin Whang 🐙 @JustinWhang]

Hot take: wrestling games should have more goofy shit like this. They’re games, not simulations

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@Indikur Bars

[Óthr DeMepsche ☦️🌲🥋Wild African Tack-Back Jaguar @DeMepsche]

Mfw some decrepit old geezer tries to tell me Hulk Hogan’s bitch ass is better wrestler than John Cena

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This has to be so fun lmfao

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@FrontRowEllie I didn’t think of that lol good point 😅

That’s actually hilarious. Almost feels like it could be a movie in itself hahaha

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@wantedbythe8th MESSI’S GONE AND WE’RE COMING FOR THAT COPA AMERICAAAAA

[#1 CLUTCH LOVER @wedrings]

some Korean dude fell in love with my city and people want me to think that’s a problem

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Dele Alli of all people being the only player fit enough is wild

[The Touchline | 𝐓 @TouchlineX]

🚨 𝗡𝗘𝗪: Manchester United’s players could face a BRUTAL FITNESS regime if Mauricio Pochettino takes charge.

His methods include the “Gacon test”: players have 45 seconds to complete each run, with the distance increasing every round.

Kyle Walker says Dele Alli was the ONLY player he ever saw finish it.

At Southampton, players once complained about doing 12 demanding runs. Pochettino’s response was to make them do 24. 😳

— @TomBarclay_

[ry @planetsxcollide]

or whatever la dispute said

[Retro Anime @retro_anime]

Berserk (1997)
Episode 6: 'Zodd the Immortal'

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@RealOTSsquad You too can lose this hard, brother. You just gotta stop believing 💯

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Me every time I say something that makes me look like a pathetic loser on here 💯💯💯

[𝖛𝖆𝖑𝖊𝖗𝖎𝖊 💋™️ @theebrat_]

some people might think being brutally honest and embarrassing on the internet is cringe but like I am ~free~ bitch

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@chatpileroan God fucking dammit

This is brilliant

[chatpile roan @chatpileroan]

lonious monk

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@RealOTSsquad Me actually being a pathetic loser 😤

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@franklinleonard Listen man if Turkey couldn’t get Pep then nobody can get Pep.

I’ve seen the miracles that they do with hair over there and nobodies beating that offer. It’s over

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DC Reppin 😤