Rebecca

I believe that for every one person committing an act of violence there will always be one hundred people committed to acts of kindness. Her/She #One2OneHundred

[Rebecca @One2OneHundred]

I am a proud Canadian & I love my country
But we & I can be better

To paraphrase @jmpalmieri I am not the magic missing ingredient that can fix systemic racism or discrimination but I am committed to learning, contributing & changing - both myself & my community
#LoveFromCanada

[Rebecca @One2OneHundred]

There should be an advent calendar for moms but it's just gummies that get bigger every day

My husband is wrapping gifts & just asked if we have any "scissors that can cut paper" like no motherfu%*ker all our scissors are purely decorative

Anyway, I've taken half a gummy today

[Rebecca @One2OneHundred]

@ElQuatroLoko Sorry it's an election day special only but both the left & the right one thank you for your vote! 🤣🤣

[Rebecca @One2OneHundred]

Just spittballing here but if I offered to send topless pics to Americans with proof of a Kamala vote would that move anyone's needle?!? I dunno if it's foreign election interference but I just need to DO SOMETHING ANYTHING RIGHT NOW

#ElectionDay #Election2024 #HarrisForPOTUS

[Rebecca @One2OneHundred]

Does everyone have their Emotional Support Kornacki on hand?

[Rebecca @One2OneHundred]

Being Canadian today is like listening to your downstairs neighbours argue about whether to redo their bathroom or build a meth lab

#America #Election2024 #HarrisWalz

[Rebecca @One2OneHundred]

Watching #Debate2024 and you know what the killing blow would be?

Please call him Donald
Please call him Donald
Please call him Donald
Pleasepleasepleasepleaseplease

[Rebecca @One2OneHundred]

You know why Kamala Harris never lies about crowd size; or indeed mentions it at all?

Cuz only men need to exaggerate the size of something important only to them.

#PrayForTrump #KamalaWalz2024

[Rebecca @One2OneHundred]

That's it, nothing dramatic or controversial. Just two dudes sharing a moment. One of those dudes just happened to be famous but humble enough not to make it an issue

My sincere condolences to the family of Mr Sutherland. He was a class act and a great example of human kindness

[Rebecca @One2OneHundred]

My family shared a cute moment with Donald Sutherland that's always made me smile. In the '80s my grandparents rented a cottage in the Quebec countryside. Turns out their neighbour was Mr Sutherland. They interacted casually a few times with no idea that he was a famous actor 🧵

[Rebecca @One2OneHundred]

Despite the implied judgment and mild rudeness of the question Mr Sutherland replied with a tactful 'I do okay'

My grandfather left that interaction thinking - what a nice young man. I hope he finds success but I can't imagine acting is a smart career choice. 😆😆😆

🧵

[Rebecca @One2OneHundred]

In every Christmas movie there's a scene of some nonsensical tradition like tossing pine cones in a barrel to see who opens the first present

Where's the scene of a mom frantically scrubbing shit stains out of a toilet so guests won't know her kids are violently defecating loons

[Rebecca @One2OneHundred]

@ATRightMovies For this scene alone

[Rebecca @One2OneHundred]

@PrincipalNSS just read your letter regarding hate graffiti at Northern; it was well written and balanced. Thank you for leading our kids through this difficult time.

[Rebecca @One2OneHundred]

I feel completely okay with the state of racial and gender equality around the world

#SaidNoOneEver

#HopefullyNotSaidInThe1980s

#DefinitelyNotApplicableNow

#ThingsNobodySaidInThe1980s

[Rebecca @One2OneHundred]

Also of no importance; we need to meet whomever made sure the placement of the boxes a left a courtesy distance around the toilet like yea this stuff is crazy illegal to keep but the real crime would be if someone couldn't get comfy on the john

#Trump #MarALago

[Jon Sopel @jonsopel]

One thing I don’t get about Trump’s hoarding of classified documents in a bathroom at Mar-a-Lago is the design: the opulent mix of chandelier and gilded mirror, with such a crappy shower curtain. Sorry, realise there may be bigger issues since the unsealing of the indictment

[Rebecca @One2OneHundred]

So Stormy Daniels never buys her own coffee or beer again right?

#DonaldTrump #Trump

[Rebecca @One2OneHundred]

Linguistically, historically, culturally accurate

Would support updating our anthem

#JullyBlack

[Alice @ArmoAlice]

Jully Black singing 'our home ON native land' is a Canadian Heritage Moment #NBAAllStar

[Rebecca @One2OneHundred]

Their fight in the street though? chef’s kiss

#TheLastOfUs #NickOfferman #MurrayBartlett

[Rebecca @One2OneHundred]

@ThatEricAlper