OneAdultSwim

Joined during the corona virus of around 2020 and got caught up in tweeting conventional wisdom of the car-owner virus. Occasionally tweet about other things.

[OneAdultSwim @OneAdultSwim1]

Fuck you and your backwards little system you expect us all to operate under.

[Keir Starmer @Keir_Starmer]

This is my promise to working parents: My government will break down barriers to opportunity, so your children get the best start in life.

Our roll out of free breakfast clubs delivers on our Plan for Change, ensuring all children start school ready to learn.

[OneAdultSwim @OneAdultSwim1]

Best way to smoke weed is a binge. Not habitually. I have a good smoke two or three times a year, usually in the summertime.

Gotta get up to get down, so to speak.

[444 @clausiaoliveira]

I smoked weed religiously. every single day for 11 years. I’m 34 days sober today.

[OneAdultSwim @OneAdultSwim1]

@robprogressive The answers to your questions come in book form. Not in the form of tweets, limited in length. It also requires some depth of intellect and effortful thought to develop understanding. For these reasons I found your questions disingenuous and therefore your questions are refused.

[OneAdultSwim @OneAdultSwim1]

@HarryHamishGray I used to work on Mosley street. Theres a crash there every other day it seems.

[Anon Opin. @anon_opin]

Your time isn't that precious. You don't need to rush around everywhere, trying to be busy every second of the day. No need to have an aneurysm because someone made you slow down while driving, or because they were slow to use a cash point. Chill out a bit, you'll live longer.

[OneAdultSwim @OneAdultSwim1]

I'm gonna film the reaction next time I take my dog on the 192 bus route. Considering carrying a tool for future trips. Can feel the attitude from these indoctrinated extremists.

[Donna Louise @DonnaLouise1212]

I'll not be told where I can walk my dogs!...

[OneAdultSwim @OneAdultSwim1]

Scotland should ban all cars and mandate the use of e-scooters. It should also add an additional 'o' to its name.

[OneAdultSwim @OneAdultSwim1]

@TiceRichard @reformparty_uk You can't argue with facts, Muppet. Renewable sources of energy are by far the cheapest. And guess what, they're renewable too.

[Patrick Sullivan Jr. @realPatrickJr]

The "8 hours of sleep" rule is based on ZERO evidence.

Ancient humans slept in two distinct phases, not one long stretch.

Here's the shocking truth about how you should really be sleeping:

[OneAdultSwim @OneAdultSwim1]

https://t.co/sBsLhlQoNr

[OneAdultSwim @OneAdultSwim1]

https://t.co/gEmeXM0Z2m

4 officers. Not one of them spoke up against the others. All complicit and exist only on the capacity as security for the massive corporations that own this country. Is it time for the UK to wake. This is just a keyhole illustration of the wider picture.

[OneAdultSwim @OneAdultSwim1]

@StoicCountryBoy @WorldDarkWeb2 Surely they'd make it easier for them? 🤷🏼‍♂️

[OneAdultSwim @OneAdultSwim1]

@Taj_Ali1 We know...but we are also weak and pathetic.

[OneAdultSwim @OneAdultSwim1]

@trevaro4u @Jenny_1884 Doesn't really matter.

[OneAdultSwim @OneAdultSwim1]

@JoshuaBurns @neilinlevy @ManCityCouncil @MCC_Levenshulme I'd probably dance on that till owners turned up.

[OneAdultSwim @OneAdultSwim1]

Sometimes just a polite notice is way more effective. Recommend something heavy and jagged to avoid blowing away in the wind.

[neil @neilinlevy]

Hi @bevcraig can @ManCityCouncil explain why after years of asking for bollards on these corners, just ONE DAY later they're failing to stop cars being driven along the pavement and parked?🤦‍♂️
That new tactile paving will be destroyed in weeks too.
Levenshulme deserves better.

[OneAdultSwim @OneAdultSwim1]

Maybe the 30000 people who claim to own 90% of Britain should be the first to the front line.

What would anybody else be fighting for?

[Mark Wallace @wallaceme]

We asked a man who thought this mullet was a good idea what Britain’s foreign policy should be, and in a surprise to no-one he held poorly considered opinions.

[OneAdultSwim @OneAdultSwim1]

@Jenny_1884 Like there was on leaving the EU...?

[Have I Got News For You @haveigotnews]

Donald Trump has called President Zelensky "a dictator", something often said about Donald Trump although the "tator" is silent