Vodka

Racing’s all about guts, speed, and looking cool!
Luckily for you I’m the best mare in the game, so just watch me go!
DAIWA DNI (Not really, please dm me)
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[Vodka @OneAndOnlyVodka]

Yo! Name’s Vodka!

I’m the coolest Uma to ever hit the track! No question!

Racing, riding and drinking!

If it’s worth doing, I’m doing it at full speed!

So if you’re gonna follow me, keep up!

...And if you call me cute I’ll drop kick you 💢💢

#umarp

[Vodka @OneAndOnlyVodka]

@W1ndsWhispers [Vodka snaps a photo of her]

Hey hey just because you're soft n cute doesn't mean you can't be cool! I'd say you're pretty cool! B tier!

[Vodka hammers the photo into the board]

[DIGITAN !!! 💖💖 @digitanno1fan]

Uuuu...girls....uueheheewwhheee..

[Vodka @OneAndOnlyVodka]

@Fancybingus Heyo Ace! Wantin' to be ranked?

[Vodka @OneAndOnlyVodka]

{{Open RP!!}}

[Vodka has set up a booth on the side of the path for the Tracen Fall Fest]

Come one come all! See how you fare on the OFFICIAL coolness rankings!!

#TracenFallFes

[Symboli Rudolf @TracenRudolf]

Greetings all of Tracen.

I have an announcement, I have observed that there have been much more trainers making teams and trainees looking for teams.

And so, as the President, I have decided to assist.

Introducing #TracenFallFes

Info below:

[Vodka @OneAndOnlyVodka]

@W1ndsWhispers [Vodka snaps a photo of her]

Hey hey just because you're soft n cute doesn't mean you can't be cool! I'd say you're pretty cool! B tier!

[Vodka hammers the photo into the board]

[Vodka @OneAndOnlyVodka]

@AgnesflightAce Interested on being ranked?

[Vodka @OneAndOnlyVodka]

@TracenWitch [Vodka snaps a photo of her and straight away hammers it into the top]

It's got to be S tier for you Tosho!

[Vodka @OneAndOnlyVodka]

@GRanD_C0Ncert [Vokda snaps a photo of her]

hmmm...DJ Expe-Hype...you're pretty damn cool. A tier.

[Vodka hammers the photo into the board]

[Vodka @OneAndOnlyVodka]

@CrimsonSigner Yes! The official coolness rankings, wanna see where you fall?

[Vodka @OneAndOnlyVodka]

@SnowyTracenMiku [Vodka snaps a photo of her]

You're pretty cool Miku...solid B tier...

[Vodka hammers the photo into the board]

[Vodka @OneAndOnlyVodka]

@KingofRoses07 [Vodka snaps a photo of her]

Hmm...You speak and dress like you're in a waay higher tax bracket than me...so C tier.

[Vodka hammers the photo into the sign]

[Vodka @OneAndOnlyVodka]

@KingofRoses07 Yup! It's a tiered ranking of coolness! Wanna go up on the board?

[Vodka @OneAndOnlyVodka]

@magicmascot2004 [Smiles wide at Machan and snaps her photo and hammers it into the board]

Course you're goin' up top Machan! Can't forget your coolness!

[Vodka @OneAndOnlyVodka]

@Trim_0200 [Vodka snaps a photo of her and hammers it right into the bottom]

You may be pretty cool but putting you at F will piss off Scarlet a lot so this is purely for rage bait Tachyon-sama.

[Vodka @OneAndOnlyVodka]

@digitanno1fan Will do Digi, it’s good to see you as always!

[Vodka @OneAndOnlyVodka]

@BridgaebiZevon [Vodka snaps a photo of her and instantly hammers it into the top of the board]

Of course you're S tier Bridget! Coolest wife ever.

[Vodka @OneAndOnlyVodka]

@digitanno1fan [Vodka snaps a photo of her]

Hmm...I'd say you're B tier Digi...you're decently awesome...

[Vodka hammers her photo into the board]

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@PV_Chef_Uma [Vodka snaps a photo of Pierre]

Hmmmmm...B tier...I don't know you too well but you gave me ¥2,000 for butch appreciation day and said you'd go out drinking with me. I'd say that makes you above average on the coolness scale...

[Vodka hammers his photo into the board]

[Vodka @OneAndOnlyVodka]

@CenturialOperaO [Vodka beams at Opera O]

Opera-sama! Of course you're S tier!! You're one of the coolest people ever!

[Vodka snaps a photo of Opera O and hammers it in at the top of the board]

[Vodka @OneAndOnlyVodka]

@TsurSuyosh [Vodka snaps a photo of her and hammers it into the sign]

The prez's kid? solid A tier!! you're very awesome!

[Vodka @OneAndOnlyVodka]

@KahnofUmangolia Aren’t you that guy who keeps giving people bows?