Shane Michael Burt

Retired long jumper, soccer player. Current student, coach and special ed teacher.

[NCAA Track & Field @NCAATrackField]

JA'KOBE THARP ARE YOU KIDDING ME 🤯 12.75

✅ NCAA RECORD
✅ WORLD RECORD

#NCAATF x 🎥 ESPN / @AuburnTFXC

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@eli80953 @RodneyEcho @Sassafrass_84 Veterans already paid us

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@jennyhwy Top 3 at sucking kiddy titty

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@billifer1973 @elonmusk This is great. Look at all the conservatives squirm

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@Galaxy83_i I hope somebody shoots him. Tired of white trash making us all look bad

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@mattvanswol Then tell him to stop staging fake assassination attempts

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@coachbrucepearl Another fake assassination attempt. Only reason to voice louder against this clown

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@EmotionalAuFan What happened?! I ain’t watched since we stabbed Gus in the back. Do tell!

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@coachbrucepearl If they aren’t employees, then they are slaves.. Pay them, let them organize, let them bargain collectively. But people like you love making millions off the backs and health of free labor. Clown Shoes..

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@GoldenAgeUnfold 100%

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@itsgabbyt A lot of the beauty of track for me was hoping everyone at the meet set a PR that day and having the humility to congratulate them even when they just so happened to best me that day.

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@CoachGusMalzahn I love ya, Coach! You did the damn thing with honor and class! It’s hard to imagine anyone representing Auburn better than you did. Sorry my people were stupid. Worked out so well…. Enjoy life, Sir! War Eagle!

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@EshaAA33 I’d have done worse.. screw that jackoff kid

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@InternetReels I’m your huckleberry.. Fuckboy

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@coachbrucepearl Yeah cause we are the only ones allowed to have big bombs. Do as we say not as we do lmao

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@fkerley99 Love you Fred. Stay strong my dude

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@M_A_WhiteAgain @elonmusk Dream on buddy.. You will never eliminate our right to drive.. Stay home where you’re safe bubble boy

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@stepsenmccool @elonmusk Don’t care, If it doesn’t have a driver I’m shooting its tires off

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@joshfontanilla @elonmusk Or just keep robots off my roads