Mr M.

Get to know me and you'll see i'm just like marmite, black and sticky!

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Am I the only person who remembers the singer Aaliyah who had an illegal marriage to R Kelly and he wrote 'Age ain't nothing but a number'? #MuteRKelly

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Stephen enjoying the latest round table banishment #Traitors #TraitorsUK

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The BBC producers sitting Harriet and Rachel together at the round table. #Traitors #TheTraitors #TheTraitorsUK

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@NoContextBrits 💯

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Meanwhile behind the scenes in #NotreDameDeParis

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Poor guy, no way to talk about #NickKnowles lol!

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@kitkatslater Queen Victoria's husband Albert, had a brother called Ernest. This would make them Bert and Ernie. Given how EastEnders likes to name most things in relation to the Queen Vic pub, this would work. However I think as it's Alfie, the Muppet connection is probably more accurate

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Emmerdale fans thrilled as they rumble Meena link in love triangle https://t.co/qZyDIrYix2

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@NoContextBrits

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@bbceastenders Kathy has chosen the same one too

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@PackedLunchC4_
Bernie ecclestone is 46 years older than his wife #mindthegap #StephsPackedLunch

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@bbceastenders Inheritance tax is £10,000 for each £100,000. So that makes Dots house worth nearly £2 million. How many unlikely millionaires own their own house on the square? Obviously I'm no accountant and I could be mistaken...

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@VodafoneUK Well that worked! What is the correct message to send to STOP the endless barrage of texts you send out hourly? 🤔🤔🤷🏾‍♂️🤷🏾‍♂️😡😡

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@picofru

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@emmerdale @ITV @WeAreSTV Oh look, another serial killer. How bloody original. Did the script writers come up with this on their own or just dig out an old script from the archives as usual?

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Another dodgy copper #lod

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@Jessica_76161
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Hello ladies, thanks for the follow! Nothing remotely suspect about any of your profiles, please DM me soon! 😘
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@C4Inclusion @Channel4 @EmmaDabiri Why is a program celebrating all things black hair related, sponsored by a company that doesn't make any products for black/afro skin or hair? #BLM

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@SuperdrugHelp Thanks for your reply, I have also replied back...

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@SuperdrugHelp Replied...

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@SuperdrugHelp Sure, have done...