John Gally Ports

''Improv'' ''Comedian''.
I am very unstructured, send help.

@JPImprov - @BoatClubImprov - One Board Man.

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Big boi palm olive naturale
Gimmie some of dat creamy hand wash fam
Contributing to the shared house like an absolute spicy ledge

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Boys, I'm absolutely gagging a DC (Diet Coke)

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Normalize saying
"I've got to scadaddle"
instead of
"Im leaving you and the kids"

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Interior. A spa.

Masseuse: please de-robe.

Customer: How about you robe deez nuts.

Chaos ensues.

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I doubt that, tents aren't electric

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These are Snagglepuss' streets

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Finally a place where I can get pizza the way it used to be a-made

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Thought I was gonna be lonely on my 8 hour trip to Toronto. Queen Lizzy keeping me company once again

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@TomPullenTweets

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Bobo Smuggins getting the High Score at another Big Buck Hunter

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@colinjthomas I hate it. But I respect it

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This guys taking ages

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I'm leaving the UK on Friday but everyone I've said bye to thinks I'm dead and are surprised when I message them 😔

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The one year I don't go to Edinburgh Fringe and my one man show is getting bombarded with 5 star reviews? 🤔

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@improvcagematch @CouchImprov @TheFreeFringe Good luck guys! Hope the shows goes well!

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Our show starts this Saturday!

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It's free/unticketed, just show up!

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Improv Cage Match

Longform improv comedy from @CouchImprov + special guest teams each day!

6-27th Aug 2022 (not Mondays)
20:45
Subway Cowgate (Venue 56)
@thefreefringe

https://t.co/n4zfcMWP8q

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@_martinjames The only game where press x to pay respect would have been acceptable

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Sure, Footballs finally home, but now what...?

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Guys tagging out the 1 girl on their improv team

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Guy on the bus is seriously doing balloons right now and everyone's laughing at him