OneCar

If you want to ride your bike, move to the country. Parody account.

[OneCar @OneCarLDN]

@Klimowski @petermason @EalingCouncil @deirdrecostigan @PKnewstub Peter and Deidre are probably busy out filming themselves again. 🎥

[OneCar @OneCarLDN]

It’s unfair that on tonight’s @BBCPanorama they decided to interview two #cabbies stuck in traffic. That’s biased. What about all the cabbies not stuck in traffic?

[OneCar @OneCarLDN]

@thecoastguy Onesies

[Fresh Air Please @FreshAirLondon]

If more than 50% of people questioned are considering cycling, shouldn’t even more be done to give more, safer, road space to cyclists?

[OneCar @OneCarLDN]

@Wankpanzer Leave him alone! Can’t you see he’s a Keen Cyclist?

[OneCar @OneCarLDN]

Nothing says ‘privileged’ as much as someone pissing off a yacht.

[OneCar @OneCarLDN]

We don’t need cycle lanes in @RBKC because no-one cycles in Kensington.

[Fresh Air Please @FreshAirLondon]

‘I must not use Survey Monkey to determine council policy’ 100 times, and then you can go home.

[OneCar @OneCarLDN]

@Mark1957 @Glasgow_LS It’s two legs good four legs bad actually. You haven’t read 1984. 🙄

[OneCar @OneCarLDN]

@A_Bit_Rich @_petermason @EalingCouncil The solution is to widen the roads.

[OneCar @OneCarLDN]

@rolywest Dividing neighbourhoods by making people stand in a road. If roads were meant for people we wouldn’t have cars parked all down the side.

[OneCar @OneCarLDN]

These are my type of people! You can’t let people walk all over roads because they’ll just get used to it and think it’s normal. What’s next? Giving the roads to people for 4 hours a month? 5 hours??? It’s nonsense. The only person on a road should be one who’s in a car.

[Roly outdoors - @routdoors.bsky.social @rolyoutdoors]

“Why should I give up any of my driving freedom even for just a 2 hour Playstreet?”

[OneCar @OneCarLDN]

@mzdt @sasha_smasher Did you write ‘+’ instead of ‘and’ ?

[OneCar @OneCarLDN]

@sasha_smasher Was the cyclist wearing a helmet?

[OneCar @OneCarLDN]

@leerule Cheer up mate

[OneCar @OneCarLDN]

@cristo_radio @SadiqKhan #gridlockedghosttown It’s a disgrace! 😡

[OneCar @OneCarLDN]

@MicheleRagusa6 The only people I know who voted wanted the LTNs out. Everyone else was too woke to bother. Probably couldn’t find the polling stations on there bikes 😄

[OneCar @OneCarLDN]

@JonBall Congratulations on your win!
Can you now take out the LTN roadblock on Windsor Road? We all go through it anyway because there’s no lock, but at least now it’s kosher. Cheers mate. 👍 @EalingCouncil @EalingOne #Ealing