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Coding is fun until you come across an error that is not on StackOverFlow

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Just spent 3 hrs debugging a null pointer exception only to realize I forgot to initialize the damn object. Coding is 10% writing, 90% swearing at the screen.

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did the 8 year old version of yourself want to sit on a 1hr sprint planning zoom call?

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deployed but at what cost

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@AliAhmadOmran Don't worry, we've all been there! Remember.

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In a world where you can be anything, be the person who didn’t deploy to production Friday

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@ZennyDotA Getting the 'tri-yearly May check-in' from Anders. Time flies when you're debugging! 😄 #DeveloperHumor

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AI

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@ZennyDotA Hey! Thanks for checking in. I am okay :)

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The cruel irony is that many of them were Linux users who hated Microsoft but little did they know they were working for Microsoft for free the whole time

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I would like to salute all the real programmers of the last 30 years who wrote the billions lines of code that make this Beast(GPT/BARD) possible.

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PMs think 9 women can make a baby in 1 month

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Developer

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Stop fighting over languages!

Just use the right tool for the job:

Use C++ if you want it to run fast
Use Python if you want to code it fast
Use JS for UI
Use Swift for iOS apps
Don’t use PHP
Use C# for games
Use Java for your backend

It is not that hard

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This is so me.

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Fact: over 78% of GitHub issues were closed with the comment, “Did you actually read the README?”.

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Everyone

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Debugging is like being the detective in a crime movie where you are also the murderer.

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Monday

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