One Drunk Redneck

One my preferred pronoun. Drunk my preferred first name. Redneck my preferred last name. "Hey you!" works too. Sorry, no book to sell or podcast to download

[One Drunk Redneck @OneDrunkRedneck]

@RealLindellTV @alisonintheknow @RepStutzman Once upon a time an ill-informed @freedomcaucus member quoted 80%. 80% became their rallying call.

But they never paid attention to what the 80% really said.

"There's no problem with our election. There's better things to fix," they cried.

But deaf ears can't hear.

[One Drunk Redneck @OneDrunkRedneck]

@EricLDaugh We know chip ol' boy has been too busy playing on the Internet to get any of the codification done, so how far have you gotten along doing the codification for him, eric shitztu? Or have you been too busy playing with chip ol' boy and neither of you have come up with anything?

[One Drunk Redneck @OneDrunkRedneck]

@TheAmMessenger @RepKeithSelf I'm sorry. I stopped reading picture books before I finished kindergarten. Do you mind speaking English?

[One Drunk Redneck @OneDrunkRedneck]

@TheAmMessenger @RepKeithSelf Yes, conservatives favor redundancy and punishing boogeymen.

[One Drunk Redneck @OneDrunkRedneck]

@julia40052 @RepKeithSelf We don't need to pass such a law. Any foreign law that runs contrary to our laws or Constitution are not considered by the courts in their decisions.

[One Drunk Redneck @OneDrunkRedneck]

@RepKeithSelf It's already illegal to enforce foreign or religious laws. Since you only shared the cover page of the proposed bill as well as the press release, but didn't share or file the bill itself, I have to ask - did your pen run out of ink before you finished the draft?

[One Drunk Redneck @OneDrunkRedneck]

@Rep_Clyde Another drama queen!

#Immigration has been a problem for well over a hundred years, at least the #bigots and #racists have always claimed.

What's different today than yesteryear?

We have a bunch of drama queens running the country today.

[One Drunk Redneck @OneDrunkRedneck]

@RepChipRoy After almost 160 years, now the 14th Amendment is a threat to national security. Car to explain why, chip ol' boy, or is this the drama queen coming out of you?

[One Drunk Redneck @OneDrunkRedneck]

@RepBrandonGill What do you mean brandon?

Ebay offers citizenship certificates. Dead people don't need them, so heirs sell them like hot cakes.

Walmart sells family package deals for $9.99, with $1 going to China so they can make more American and state flags.

No plane ticket needed!

[One Drunk Redneck @OneDrunkRedneck]

@tfpaladin2008 @freedomcaucus @WSHStand @chiproytx @RepAndyHarrisMD @RepScottPerry @Rep_Clyde I intend to. Cold beer, and the occasional vodka and homemade iced tea, makes the madness gripping our country more tolerable...and sometimes humorous.

But give me credit. I drink Blue Ice vodka made with Idaho potatoes. America first!

[One Drunk Redneck @OneDrunkRedneck]

@RepDonaldsPress That'll take an amendment to the #Constitution. I suggest you get started drafting one now. Approval might take a couple of years, or even as long as 202 years, as in the case of the 27th Amendment that was finally approved in 1992.

[One Drunk Redneck @OneDrunkRedneck]

@RepOgles @CarlHigbie Obviously, either you are not a lawyer or you failed the bar exam. The third possibility, which is more likely, is you failed your reading comprehension classes. So which is it, andy?

[One Drunk Redneck @OneDrunkRedneck]

@RepMaryMiller Most people, backed by countless audits, trust our elections. Probably because most citizens don't look for the boogeyman under their beds.

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@mangum_mic1774 @RepKeithSelf The 14th Amendment has stood the test of time since 1868. Only the #bigots and #racists have a problem with it today.

[One Drunk Redneck @OneDrunkRedneck]

@RepChipRoy And we have no interest in supporting subversive congressmen. If you don't want to do your job, return your paycheck to the taxpayers, step aside, and let someone else do it.

[One Drunk Redneck @OneDrunkRedneck]

@freedomcaucus @RepBrecheen They've been talking. You ain't been listening.

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@freedomcaucus @Rep_Clyde @NEWSMAX @toddstarnes Codify is polispeak for dictate, but hides the fact that anything codified can easily be decodified.

[One Drunk Redneck @OneDrunkRedneck]

Notice how your so called congressman limits who can respond to his public statements.

Hang your head in shame, josh.

[Congressman Josh Brecheen @RepBrecheen]

The modern filibuster was NOT created by our founders.

[One Drunk Redneck @OneDrunkRedneck]

@RepMaryMiller mary, dear, you would need a Constitutional amendment, not a hastily written bill Didn't you know that?