Some people call me Maurice

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[Some people call me Maurice @OneEyedMaurice]

@itsjameskerz

[Some people call me Maurice @OneEyedMaurice]

@itsjameskerz 😑

[Some people call me Maurice @OneEyedMaurice]

@itsjameskerz 🤦🏻‍♀️

[Some people call me Maurice @OneEyedMaurice]

@itsjameskerz I take it you’ve never watched VEEP

[Some people call me Maurice @OneEyedMaurice]

@itsjameskerz I told you church street needed lighter weights 😂

[Some people call me Maurice @OneEyedMaurice]

@itsjameskerz 🧐🧐

[Some people call me Maurice @OneEyedMaurice]

@itsjameskerz lemme borrow it

[Some people call me Maurice @OneEyedMaurice]

@itsjameskerz It’s because you used to make fun of my freckles before they were ~trendy~

[Anna Clark @annaleighclark]

Cane burning is banned when the wind blows east, toward wealthier suburbs, because of the pollution from smoke and soot.

But burning is allowed when the wind blows west, where poorer people live.

By @luluramadan, @ashnguuu + @mayatmiller: https://t.co/ByF3sMZ2tG

[Some people call me Maurice @OneEyedMaurice]

@itsjameskerz 67 seems low to me 🧐

[Some people call me Maurice @OneEyedMaurice]

@elizabethdarcy I thought it looked familiar! Looks great on you! 😆

[law dog, esq. @ggooooddddoogg]

you have been visited by the money lars

fav = receive some money
RT = receive a lot of money
scroll by = perish

[Some people call me Maurice @OneEyedMaurice]

@itsjameskerz rude

[Some people call me Maurice @OneEyedMaurice]

@itsjameskerz no

[Some people call me Maurice @OneEyedMaurice]

@itsjameskerz it’s a wonder we are kind of well adjusted, poor gryffy

[Some people call me Maurice @OneEyedMaurice]

@itsjameskerz

[Some people call me Maurice @OneEyedMaurice]

@itsjameskerz did you tell them you’ve been there and saw the obamas dogs

[Some people call me Maurice @OneEyedMaurice]

🙋🏻‍♀️

[billy eichner @billyeichner]

Thinking of all the people watching the coup with their Christmas trees still up.

[Some people call me Maurice @OneEyedMaurice]

I just wrote a review on Yuletide Gift Angel Tree Topper https://t.co/CYgELyAxDU via @yotpo