One Eyed Willy

I am the defender of all I can see and protector of humanity! Give me ham!

[One Eyed Willy @OneEyedWilly20]

Meow meow meeoow! #Caturday

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Translation: Look at me, I am Willy, give ham! ]

[One Eyed Willy @OneEyedWilly20]

@mhtsang718 This ham is Sheba Pate, it's ok but I prefer the chunked Sheba! Sometimes human throws ham from counter to floor, sometimes I find other ham at other humans house!

[One Eyed Willy @OneEyedWilly20]

Nobody requested this so here you go! ENJOY MY HAM! #CatsOfTwitter #WatchMe

[One Eyed Willy @OneEyedWilly20]

@dc_marra Pfft... Like human knows what gypsy cat is! These dudes can be in and outta your shtuff before you know it! Just like gypsy back in birth country!

[One Eyed Willy @OneEyedWilly20]

Night invaders from the forest, gypsy cats getting into the humans cherry trees!

[One Eyed Willy @OneEyedWilly20]

@cats_Riley_Izzy Hehehe... Claw attack is good for pain... Hehehe 😼😈😸😹

[One Eyed Willy @OneEyedWilly20]

Someday, I'll tell you the story of the time I ran away from human and joined a band of gypsy cats in Padua! Had a blast stealing radios from cars and hopping trains... But the ham just wasn't as good as human's!

[One Eyed Willy @OneEyedWilly20]

@MrWuggums I need more cat nip for this shit... Lol

[One Eyed Willy @OneEyedWilly20]

@MrWuggums @indulgedfurries @moothemousecat @GeorgeTheDuck @LadyLulu_Leo @KelliDa80763885 @TheNascarKitty @kittehboi Have a good sleeping place and a back up to the back up sleeping place! Isn't napping great!

[One Eyed Willy @OneEyedWilly20]

@MrWuggums Your wigging me out dude, I'm going around this corner to stare at you for a bit..

[One Eyed Willy @OneEyedWilly20]

@MrWuggums Holy shirt, sorcery hath befallen thee! How did cat get cursed with human body! The torture! The horror! How do you use a litter in that body!

[One Eyed Willy @OneEyedWilly20]

@tobywillowcats @BloomNight2 Humans have some rule About possessions... can't remember, easier to live by cat rule anyway! Anything cat is on belong to cat, simple!

[One Eyed Willy @OneEyedWilly20]

@davyslala @Stonz_camp You're welcome!

[One Eyed Willy @OneEyedWilly20]

@nasabuf Cute! I'm a battle scarred warrior, a eunuch full of h-anger and a demand of HAM! I will still demand your snuggles though! 😸

[One Eyed Willy @OneEyedWilly20]

Yo! Need a snuggle, give me your hand human!

#LionRoar #PetMeNow #CatsOfTwitter

[One Eyed Willy @OneEyedWilly20]

Yo! Help a cat out!

[One Eyed Willy @OneEyedWilly20]

Daily sleeping place update: I'm napping, leave me alone!

[One Eyed Willy @OneEyedWilly20]

@basicdecency You need less people and more cats! More cats for everyone!

[One Eyed Willy @OneEyedWilly20]

If I fits, I sits...

Now leave alone for my nap!

#cats #CatsOfTwitter #SleepingPlace

[One Eyed Willy @OneEyedWilly20]

@Rogue_Ranger_ What an amazing collection of sleeping places! Congrats!