Paul

I'm a non-pop-culturist catching up on 40 years of pop culture with friends, comedians, and nemeses

[Paul @OneForPaul]

oh man, that was certainly a movie. I think this is gonna be a great episode! #youHaventSeenWHAT

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also I guess they can fly now #youHaventSeenWHAT

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and now the curse is broken, she can fall in love, as represented by this leaf #youHaventSeenWHAT

[Paul @OneForPaul]

did they just break the curse with siterly love? I think they broke the curse with sisterly love. also soup. soup also saved the day. it was most soupy #youHaventSeenWHAT

[Paul @OneForPaul]

I think they wanted to make like 6 different movies but only had budget for one. #youHaventSeenWHAT

[Paul @OneForPaul]

summon the coven. summon it. form a circle and mutter in latin. yes, I know you don't speak latin, just say the things #youHaventSeenWHAT

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R E L E A S E T H E F R O G S #youHaventSeenWHAT

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"sally just came out!" Oh good, so this whole time it's been an allegory. Glad everyone's chill about it though, that could have gone very the other way in the 90s #youHaventSeenWHAT

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oops, the sister has been possessed by the spirit of domestic abuse and they need a coven of women. how will we possibly convene a whole coven in only one night? and the prom is TOMORROW! #youHaventSeenWHAT

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"curses only have power when you believe in them, and I don't." well neither did the last guy, so I don't know what to tell you there bud #youHaventSeenWHAT

[Paul @OneForPaul]

ok, so turns out the star is like a holy symbol. you know, because police is a religion and cops are warrior clerics sworn to rid the world of evil. that's the moral of this story about ... what's this about again? magic? #youHaventSeenWHAT

[Paul @OneForPaul]

so turns out ghosts are real #youHaventSeenWHAT

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"I know I'm questioning you on suspicion of murder, but also let's bone down." says the police officer behaving like a professional #youHaventSeenWHAT

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"trust me, if you tell me what you know, I'll do everything I can to keep you out of harm's way" says the cop after turning off the audio recorder. #youHaventSeenWHAT

[Paul @OneForPaul]

Yet another movie where folks waive their right to a lawyer. don't ever do that. #youHaventSeenWHAT

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"don't even think about leaving town" says the man with no jurisdiction #youHaventSeenWHAT

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that frog is clearly up to something. Look, it vomited a ring, that must mean they're murderers. #youHaventSeenWHAT

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hollywood coding: cooking is woman work unless it's flipping pancakes, but that's only manly if it's a novelty shape and it's flipped several meters high #youHaventSeenWHAT

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American actors are only ever screaming or whispering. there is no middle-ground #youHaventSeenWHAT

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see the conceit of the story here is that these women are accidentally the greatest assassins to ever live. They fall in love, some non-suspicious amount of time later the object of their affection dies. Total deniability! #youHaventSeenWHAT