Fred

Sport, @aldiuk convert and @HarvesterUK ultra

[Fred @OneFredOne]

Always clap retiring players in case they have sons who turn out to be good. #readingfc

[Fred @OneFredOne]

Dom Bess

[Cricketologist @AMP86793444]

Don’t be too surprised if a certain legendary bowler returns to England and also leads them in the second test.

#ENGvNZ

[James Morgan @downatfineleg]

If Steve Smith, who oversaw team-wide coordinated cheating, can come back, play, and eventually even captain his country again, then I’m sure Ben Stokes, who broke curfew, can do the same.

[Fred @OneFredOne]

The really beautiful thing about the squad is you have another lads lads ready to step up to take on the captaincy, the drinking and the debauchery.

You can kill the king, you can never kill the culture.

[127J_H @127J_H]

Four of our incumbent eleven have had high profile drinking incidents in the space of like eight months. Am I allowed to use the phrase “drinking culture” yet, or will all the Bob Clubbies get upset again?

[Milö 🇵🇸 @yazoopalooza]

@a_lot_of_lions Given bashir’s career trajectory so far, being handed the captaincy would track fairly well tbh

[Will 🚾🏆 @ohlookitswill_]

Is cricket inaccessibly expensive? The cost for a father to take his son to one day Lord's:

Tickets 2x £140: £280
Saino's (strawbs, cocktail sausages etc): £25
2x lunch hamper: £110
2x Veuve Cliquot Jeroboam: £840
Carlton St hotel: £300
return train from Princes Risborough: £140

[Fred @OneFredOne]

@NFCNorthNewss @mjhayes92

[Fred @OneFredOne]

@Jonatha52919449 @SandyofSuffolk Sandy I assume spent 20 years solid raising a village of children before unparalleled spend in the 90s and 00s.

[Fred @OneFredOne]

@42Cyc @mjhayes92 👀

[Sam Down @SamDown93]

Fact check. Rupert Lowe was chairman of Southampton between 1996- 2009 and they never played Wigan in that time.

[Fred @OneFredOne]

@FootballCliches @cjbfxck @mjhayes92

[Fred @OneFredOne]

@shortflyslip @mjhayes92 @cjbfxck

[yang goi @GongR1ght]

Mohammad Abbas has taken another 5fer in Test.

My favorite story about him is that while he was at Hampshire, He used to stay in a suite at Hilton which is inside Rose Bowl cricket ground in Southampton.

One day, Manchester City was scheduled to play against Southampton and Manchester City manager Pep Guardiola requested Hampshire to give him the suite where Abbas stayed. Hampshire refused his request.

[Fred @OneFredOne]

@JomboyMedia @mjhayes92 @cjbfxck

[Fred @OneFredOne]

@FOXSports @Jaboowins @mjhayes92 great news

[Fred @OneFredOne]

@CNinety2 @cjbfxck @mjhayes92

[Fred @OneFredOne]

Polanski is an entirely unserious politician.

We should be horrified that Greens and Reform are so high up in our polling.

[Sky News @SkyNews]

Zack Polanski says it 'wasn't appropriate' for him to share a post on X, which appeared to suggest the response of the police when detaining the Golders Green attacker might have been heavy-handed.

Transport Secretary Heidi Alexander this morning criticised Polanski's sharing of the post as 'disgusting' - adding he 'is not fit to lead a political party'.

[Fred @OneFredOne]

@mikefreemanNFL Good bit this @mjhayes92 @cjbfxck

[Prime Video Sport UK @primevideosport]

From Reading to the biggest stage of all 🤩

Michael Olise has come a LONG way 👏

[Fred @OneFredOne]

@KeatonFisher19 @cjbfxck @mjhayes92

[CharlieCooke_ @CookeeCharlie]

Doing a bit out there is it Emilio?