TimB - onehandedwriter

Trying to organise my life into meaningful 🙇‍♂️, or failing that funny 🤪sentences. It might eventually be a book. 📕 original content gets follow💋 - 🚫🐐👍

[TimB - onehandedwriter @OneHandedWriter]

hmm... the book as I write it? Not sure if this is a good idea or not...

https://t.co/wJfsVNtrXd

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@StayEuropean However much I I might want Britain still to be in the EU it won't happen in my lifetime as there are just too many obstacles now.

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@davesumnersmith I live in France now so I'm greatly relived

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@jemmaforte What MPs have been put in prison because Nigel Farage wants to be one of them.

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What a great opening day of @LeTour this year!

[Tour de France™ @LeTour]

🤫 @FFLose

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@SophieP25397 Farage might be on tv a lot but he always comes across as a c*nt.

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@Meow_Momentss @Catshealdeprsn you shouldn't dress up a cat they don't like it.

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@SophieP25397 If Farage is elected then England is demented and doomed and I will be even more happy that I now live in France.

[Rachael. - Whimsical Art 7🌞 @Art71Rachael]

Just the dumbest thing Elon @elonmusk could have done to this site. The whole point of likes is so we can interact & find fellow humans that have the same tastes & then follow if we want. It now lacks personality & is bleak. Why stay? Because my friends are here #BringBackLIKES

[portmanteau jones 🕊🌊🐈‍⬛ @SadlyCatless]

To my tweeps in the ex-twitterverse, I like your tweets. Please steal and use this graphic like I did #BringBackLIKES

[TimB - onehandedwriter @OneHandedWriter]

So Elon Musk wrecks another aspect of Twitter as the 'like' count won't be visible to us.

Sorry that should be 'Y' or is it Z or X now?

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A war involves at least two nations fighting not just one nation relentlessly bombing the other. Israel is very wrong in continuing to bomb Gaza.

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Sadly, there is no excuse for Israel continuing the war against Palestine in this fashion. The Israeli army should cease attacks now irrespective of what the government orders.

[Larry the Cat @Number10cat]

I don't get to vote in the general election, but I do have to live with whoever you elect. No pressure.

[TimB - onehandedwriter @OneHandedWriter]

@MarinaPurkiss The UK is broken now, so much money frittered away on nonsense but hey there are lots of millionaires in the UK these days even if they invest most of their money abroad,. I believe a few of them might even have some Rwandan investments...

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I'm not sure how this works but I 've been given a promo code for the free android game Lost Cat which is CUVHPK

And the Google play download is:
https://t.co/iIDyqzHhBS

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In many cases the abused a few years later becomes the abuser.

I feel very sorry for Israel.

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Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

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@gunsnrosesgirl3 Oh but by the time I read this it's not 'right now' but... uhm, I don't know when. And due to time delays nothing is ever really 'right now'.

[TimB - onehandedwriter @OneHandedWriter]

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary 15 years today? Fecking hell.

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@BladeoftheS Jeremy Vine should be banned from TV but that probably won't happen. I feel very sorry for him for being such a twonk.