Jedidiah

Fountain Of Youth

[mayank @maynkydvv]

Fuck a break up, have you ever met a person you had a brief but insane connection with and then the universe was like oops wait sorry that wasn't actually supposed to happen😭😭

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

The older I get, the harder it is to see 18-19 year olds as adults. Those are just babies. Like their life is literally just starting. They don’t know ANYTHING.

[toye! @iloveyoutoye]

The unnecessary flashbacks of your reckless spending when you go broke‹<<<<

[Olivia 💞 @Blessing_Olivi]

Haaland is 25 years Old but stands inside the box for most of the game. He doesn't get criticised.

But when it's 41 years old Ronaldo, they expect him to support Mendes in left back and Vitinha in midfield.

Terrible people!

[Ja Leto @_falsi1ke]

Believe it or not, people do bounce back. ...from pregnancy, breakups, unemployment, from anything. Keep going.

[Mamello🧚🏽‍♀️ @MelloFelicia1]

You need a teammate in this economy, not a leech.

[PROLACTIN 💉🏃🏽‍♂️🩺 @prolactin_]

Karaoke is something people do for fun. If they have broken your heart, stay at home.

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

Wife is completely addicted to her phone can't put the thing down for more than a second. while out at a meal when she went to the loo our waitress commented that my date wasn't going well and I could do better. I just smiled, a bit embarrassed to say she's actually my wife

[Think Invest @ThinkInvest_]

@fesshole Doctor prescribed vitamins when the real diagnosis was ‘married to a man who scheduled the house to beep at 2am.’

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

Wife went to doctor as she'd regularly wake up at exactly 2am with no explanation. He prescribed vitamins. On the way to the shop I remembered that I've set the washing machine, dishwasher and dryer to come on at 2am to save on electricity. They all beep when they start running

[GHOST @LordGhost____]

Real niggas know there’s no reward for being real. you just do it because it’s in you

[Lawrence Kitema @lawrencekitema]

And when it’s finally your time to be the hammer, strike harder—because when you were the nail, no one showed you mercy.

[Champ✨ @Ib_ra_himm]

To be called inconsistent, you have to be consistently inconsistent...making you consistent

[jonzing. @ehisssss]

do the work.
do it well, please.
let them complain about other things, but not the quality of your work.

[Reads with Ravi @readswithravi]

“If you are patient in one moment of anger, you will avoid one hundred days of sorrow.”

— Chinese Proverb

[kayy✈️ @KoenaMokoenaaa]

Not only is it not Friday, it’s not even Thursday

[♠️ L U K Y I @alukyi]

I hate to admit but my gambling activities is no longer for entertainment purposes. It’s for survival. I need this money so badly bruh

[Alice Mills @millsalice144]

Volkswagen should bring back the Beetle as an electric vehicle and call it the Lightning Bug.

[Jim Corbridge @MrBonMot]

Who called them ‘Ex-fiancées’ and not ‘Near-Mrs’ ?

[Black Empire @blacks_je32494]

Her: Why did you invite me to this match when you’re on the bench?

Me: I wanted you to know I’m not a player.