matthew ruble

Butcher at Lets Meat on the Avenue in Alexandria VA. Firefighter at Dale City Volunteer Fire Department.

[matthew ruble @OneJiveTerkey]

@EITMonline I have a Bobblehead collection at home and in my work truck

[matthew ruble @OneJiveTerkey]

@dianeEITM I have a Bobblehead collection at home and in my work truck

[matthew ruble @OneJiveTerkey]

@EITMonline The Queen is like the Bald Eagle of England. If they were over there saying “PipPip, they worship some big chicken in the US. Red White and Bogach!”you would feel the lack of respect too.

[matthew ruble @OneJiveTerkey]

@rocheonair I just want you to know that I always turn my radio off for 2 minutes and 57 seconds and then I turn it back on evert time you play Imagine Dragons “Follow You”. It makes me grind my teeth. Not your fault, but if there is a suggestion box...

[matthew ruble @OneJiveTerkey]

SOUND ON!!!🤣🤣🤣

[matthew ruble @OneJiveTerkey]

@mikejonesradio the perfect gift does exist!
https://t.co/tXGyVLLdEL

[ELLIOT IN THE MORNING @EITMonline]

Put a pickle in your shitty beer. https://t.co/N8eyd8v99l

[matthew ruble @OneJiveTerkey]

@EITMonline If Whole Foods is carrying it you should see if you could get it delivered on Amazon fresh.

[matthew ruble @OneJiveTerkey]

@EITMonline @TMZ

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Hey @EITMonline vultures start at the wrong end of the ice cream cone when they scavenge a meal!

[matthew ruble @OneJiveTerkey]

@EITMonline If they were really bird lovers they would have used command strips rather than glue.

[matthew ruble @OneJiveTerkey]

@EITMonline @WashWizards

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@EITMonline Vibrating panties my man.

[matthew ruble @OneJiveTerkey]

@EITMonline Why don’t rednecks have sex in reverse cowgirl position? Because you never turn your back on your family!

[Satan @s8n]

Don’t worry you’re never truly alone. You’ll always have the monsters under your bed.

[matthew ruble @OneJiveTerkey]

@klingershow Interesting

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@LetsmeatDelRay This cracked me up way too much

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@EITMonline

[NYCFireWire @NYCFireWire]

Last night at the 3rd Alarm on Intervale Ave in Da Bronx. A fast moving fire spreading to other buildings, there is no time to knock politely! DO NOT BLOCK THE FIRE HYDRANT.

[matthew ruble @OneJiveTerkey]

@LetsmeatDelRay