So next time I burn a bolt car! I am going to say it’s not me, just the way he said he didn’t see any phone but the minute he pulled away the phone was turned off and saw us running after him.
@MarcoAlcaraz_ United is a business! It ain’t a football club, I don’t blame the players. They shit, but take anyone into another club they would be starters. Sell the club to a person that actually loves football or want to see United up there again.
Turns out, my little guy’s been packing heat, taking his gun to crèche. Guess he’s not just napping through timeout—he’s plotting the great toddler heist!
So we got a message from my son’s crèche principal yesterday, Mr & Mrs Dreyer can we have ‘quick chat’ tomorrow. I’m thinking, what sort of trouble can a 2-year-old even cause—spill juice?
Today I dropped my kid at crèche and took a look inside for the first time, wife’s always been the CEO of that operation. They gave me the grand tour. By the end, I was ready to clock in for my first shift—turns out, I’m not just a dad, I’m a diaper-duty apprentice!😂
Parenting level: Expert. After my son said his friend pushed him at crèche, I gave him the mature advice he needed— We watched 2 hours of UFC’s greatest knockouts. Next time that kid tries to push, he’ll be dodging a toddler spinning backfist. Problem solved!