THICC PIXAR MOM 🗣✨

Librarian. Chaotic good. Beer Witch. Blackpool Croptop Club. Silly. Silly and pretty. Pittsburgh, PA.

[THICC PIXAR MOM 🗣✨ @OneLaneBridget]

Sh!t I bought on Amazon
👗😬👀😑😅🙃✌️ — I’m sorry.

By me, Bridget. A 31 year old Children’s Librarian who loves fashion sometimes. And not spending more than $50 on an item of clothing most of the time.

Because when something fits - own 7.

[THICC PIXAR MOM 🗣✨ @OneLaneBridget]

@alexis_b82 @rwbesocute It was on medium. If you google it. It should come up. Started as a twitter breakdown. 😀

[Adam @adamgreattweet]

him: you better not be a cunty side table when i get there

me:

[THICC PIXAR MOM 🗣✨ @OneLaneBridget]

This boy looks like one of Cinderella’s mice turned into a human and acts like it too. I’m sorry this just isn’t it. This also may be my last tweet before abandoning my account. Seems like a weird hill to die on.

[𝕯𝖎𝖑𝖉𝖔 𝕭𝖆𝖌𝖌𝖎𝖓𝖘 @EmmaTolkin]

He’s not going nearly as big as he thinks he is. This is FASCINATINGLY off.

[THICC PIXAR MOM 🗣✨ @OneLaneBridget]

@werebulance BECKY. I left you a detailed voicemail why. There’s a recent sequel as well.

[THICC PIXAR MOM 🗣✨ @OneLaneBridget]

Lol that show would be about two minutes long. We aren’t as patient with nonsense anymore.

[Ichigo Niggasake @SomaKazima]

If they wanna reboot ANY show, it should be NEXT 😭😭😭 it was pure comedy

[EFFY @EFFYlives]

happy father’s day from me and my beautiful boy

[THICC PIXAR MOM 🗣✨ @OneLaneBridget]

@glitterxgoblin @ajsmall37 @EnjoyWrestle AHHHHHHH

[Cara Lisette @CaraLisette]

I’m in a weird second hand finds group on Facebook and this woman has the ACTUAL FALKOR FROM NEVER ENDING STORY IN HER GARAGE.

[THICC PIXAR MOM 🗣✨ @OneLaneBridget]

@rwbesocute Looking at you Inception……need that to roll back around.

[THICC PIXAR MOM 🗣✨ @OneLaneBridget]

@rwbesocute We deserve this.

[THICC PIXAR MOM 🗣✨ @OneLaneBridget]

@anabelsbrother I KNEW IT

[THICC PIXAR MOM 🗣✨ @OneLaneBridget]

Very annoyed the new iron chef doesn’t have the chairman eat with the judges to at least give the impression his opinion matters. At all.

[THICC PIXAR MOM 🗣✨ @OneLaneBridget]

They just can’t get his nose right.

[THICC PIXAR MOM 🗣✨ @OneLaneBridget]

There was a hearse in the Memorial Day parade????

[THICC PIXAR MOM 🗣✨ @OneLaneBridget]

I literally spend my day calling out descriptions of kids in the hallway from my reference desk. I call myself ‘the baby spotter’.

[THICC PIXAR MOM 🗣✨ @OneLaneBridget]

Me showing up at every college party in a blazer.

[weird medieval guys @WeirdMedieval]

literary lion, france, 15th century