Just call me Michael

Fly Eagles Fly 💚🦅 Skinny little white boy

[Phillies Tailgate @PhilsTailgate]

A Kody Clemens walk-off Grand Slam against Matt Strahm???

[Just call me Michael @OneLoveKasper]

Both with a capital B

[Lord Brunson tweets @lord_brunson]

Nigga spit on Dak and got paid.

[Joe Orrico @JoeOrrico99]

Shooting 35 over par and then hopping behind the wheel after a few drinks

Had to double check this wasn’t someone I knew personally

[Marc Zumoff @marczumoff]

Hang on @sixers fans. We are comin’ in for a landing…!

[Domino's Pizza UK @Dominos_UK]

RuneScape

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

BREAKING: LeBron James is signing with the Philadelphia 76ers on a two-year, $8 million deal with a player option, Klutch Sports Group and Klutch CEO and Game Over show host Rich Paul tells ESPN.

[ShireStrike @ShireStrike]

They’re lying to us about the obesity rate

[iloveyourmummyjsyk @g4na_xo]

to the apps that pause my music when i open them, fuck you

[💗 @SheAintJanae]

That first NFL Sunday is gonna hit like crack in the 80s. 😭

[Just call me Michael @OneLoveKasper]

Lmaoooooo tested this and it’s accurate 🤣🤣 crazy work

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

MY GREATEST ADULT DISAPPOINTMENT WAS DISCOVERING THAT BAD PEOPLE GET AWAY WITH EVERYTHING.

[Jesse Kelly @JesseKellyDC]

We stopped the world’s economy for a virus 99.9% of people survive and we printed $7 trillion in unbacked currency while we did it.

This is how it is now. That toothpaste doesn’t go back in the tube. Sorry. Some of us tried to stop it.

[🥷 @_iamhabeeb]

women are so gorgeous, i just wish they were good people

[That Hurts @That_Hurts]

Good morning.

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

BLOCKBUSTER: The Boston Celtics have agreed to trade Jaylen Brown to the Philadelphia 76ers for Paul George, two first-round picks and two second-round picks, sources tell ESPN.

[lil duval @lilduval]

If you got a job working outside today in Florida you the realist nigga on earth

[Geoff Schwartz @geoffschwartz]

I'm ready for football to be on TV

[Cole Weintraub @WeintraubCole]

The Phillies are the first team in MLB history to hit a go-ahead HR in the 9th inning in three straight games.