Raj Contractor

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#ChicagoCubs #MUBB

[Raj Contractor @OneManEntouRAJ]

Probably shouldn't also garnish the Coronas with limes because of their connection to Lyme disease.

[CNN International @cnni]

38% of Americans wouldn't buy Corona beer "under any circumstances" because of the coronavirus, according to a recent survey.

Just to be abundantly clear: There is no link between the virus and the beer. https://t.co/xNUnkZvwtE

[Raj Contractor @OneManEntouRAJ]

@BarstoolUA @barstoolsports @Taylor_McGregor this has your name written all over it!

[Cody Delmendo @cody__cubs]

One down. Three left, Jed.

Just one. I said one. Get it done.

[Raj Contractor @OneManEntouRAJ]

@RCNconnects I unplugged/replugged my modem and after waiting a bit the internet came back and works as normal. Try that and see what it does - I hope it works for y'all!

[Raj Contractor @OneManEntouRAJ]

13 seconds.

[Raj Contractor @OneManEntouRAJ]

I might faint holy shit

[Raj Contractor @OneManEntouRAJ]

JOSH FUCKING ALLEN

[Raj Contractor @OneManEntouRAJ]

Holy Christ this weekend of playoff football >>>>>

[Raj Contractor @OneManEntouRAJ]

Rams to the Bucs:

[Raj Contractor @OneManEntouRAJ]

Bloody Brady is motivated

[Raj Contractor @OneManEntouRAJ]

GOOD AS GOULD

[Mark Lazerus @MarkLazerus]

Jesus, Randy Marsh was right, after all.

[ABC 7 Chicago @ABC7Chicago]

The CEO of Southwest testified unmasked before the U.S. Senate, saying "masks don't add much." Today, he tested positive for COVID. https://t.co/eZlGnOuLQd

[Raj Contractor @OneManEntouRAJ]

@TheRealQuad14 Big Ben, Big Dick

[Raj Contractor @OneManEntouRAJ]

Andddd this football game just got interesting again.

[Raj Contractor @OneManEntouRAJ]

The West is gonna be WILD

[Jeff Passan @JeffPassan]

It’s the American League West’s world and we’re all just living in it.

[Raj Contractor @OneManEntouRAJ]

RED 🚀

[Raj Contractor @OneManEntouRAJ]

THAT'S MY FUCKING QB

[Raj Contractor @OneManEntouRAJ]

FREDWARD

[Raj Contractor @OneManEntouRAJ]

DANSBYYYY