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DM open, AMA. I ♥ superglue, velcro, magnets, lockpicks, and anything that glows in the dark. 🍊+👴=💩

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@bestwestern Don't force a link to Apple maps when I add a booking to my calendar. Apple maps is garbage.

Companies that hijack how I use my devices are not companies I will continue to use. Just put the address. If I have an email account I can probably figure out the rest.

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@TilerSupport I submitted a request by email but I did not get a response.

I have about 15 tile products, Do I need some kind of secret password?

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@notsofast got a crypto question about DGB, can you help a girl out? Can I DM you?

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@DigiByteCoin Help?! I can't get my $dgb out of bittrex, which closes in a week! cc @notsofast

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@ByJeanetteHurt you need to edit your article. " there also is a nine-percent of just 5 percent ABV that has black cherry, mango, and lemon-lime." I think you mean nine pack not 9%

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Stakeout at Kroger leads to drug bust in Nashville... But there's no such drug!? @WSMV https://t.co/qR4yV58wxS

[Closed @AngryMum14]

If all the people who have spent money traveling to see the coffin sent the money to a charity instead say food banks it would help the living and make a different kind of history #CoffinWatch

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Everyday when I drive to work, I hear at least one ad for ED, Viagra, etc. All these hard dicks...

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@Kevin_Raposo Uh...ok?

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HOLY SHIT I'M DYING https://t.co/q6r9uOEzxY PISSBOT9000
#pissbot #pissbot9000 i love you @michaelreeves where have you been all my life

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@MrB0t deflated? did you roll out home made dough (from scratch)?

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@BirdUnban @DeChiriko @the_moviebob yeah i read that. ... so it's all downhill from here.

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@DeChiriko @the_moviebob shit shit shit shit shit shit shit !
it can't get worse !
I mean i know it's gonna get worse, but
shit shit shit shit shit !

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i don't really care about fred durst or limp bizkit one way or another, this just made me homesick for Los Angeles...

[Americana at Brand Memes @americanamemes]

Venice Beach Los Feliz Dad
Fred Durst: Fred Durst:

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@AgBioWorld @Reddit THOSE EYEBROWS WHAAAAAAA

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@MILLfre @timheidecker @birthdaynate you can have your own imaginary friend but don't force anyone else to participate in your nonsense.

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@dacort look at you fawning over your wildlife. #wordplay

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@Cannibal @dildog @defcon win