Naked Martin is the epitome of everything thats positive about current life as a human. He spreads positivity, shows extreme control of his emotions despite the fact he gets so much unnessecary hate for highlighting body positivity and confidence. He's a hero and needs to know it
Another Naked Martin chant - this one goes to Simon and Garfunkel - Mrs Robinson
So here's to you, Naked Martin
Twitter loves you more than you will know
Ooooooh
God bless you Naked Martin,
Heaven holds a place for those who spread body confidence
Hey hey hey
@ledder1889 Suppose it would be different if it was a naked woman on Twitter like Mia Khalifa that you see all the time but nobody bats an eyelid about that. Blocked.
Therefore, this account will be dedicated to the loveable, fun, caring man that is Naked Martin. Plus hes like 60 and hes got moves better than most 20 year olds. Get him an OBE