Ricky Boyd

Venting about #MyAnnoyingHotMom IG: @hot_mom_chronicles

[Ricky Boyd @OneOedipusWreck]

As his hand gripped the door handle to the lounge, he felt a sudden wave of panic hit and

...this is crazy what were you thinking asking her...

he felt dizzy, eyes adjusting to the low lit lounge, closing door sounding far off as her curves emerged in the dark.

#TessBroussard

[Ricky Boyd @OneOedipusWreck]

@themeredith @rachannabanana Ah the Guest Room.

Getting people laid since the 70’s.

It’s counterpart, the Waterbed, grabbed all the headlines and fame as THE accoutrement guaranteed to get its owner a tsunami of sex.

The Waterbed turned out to be a wet dream.

And the Guest Room?
Still the Sexcess Room.

[RICHELLE RYAN @RICHELLERYAN]

Fresh faced... So excited for my photo shoot today 📸

[RICHELLE RYAN @RICHELLERYAN]

On my way to pick up hot 26 year olds 😆 #CougarNation

[Ricky Boyd @OneOedipusWreck]

The ultimate high maintenance SoCal soccer-mom/milf outfit. Perfect for the way she’s clearly too busy bustling about the outdoor backstage area to be aware of how whenever she was in the sunlight, the outline of her matching bra & thong was being noticed by all around her.

[Ricky Boyd @OneOedipusWreck]

@themeredith Dude is definitely in the running for Most Likely To Die Alone On The Toilet Surrounded By Used Tissue, A Vat Of Hand Lotion, & Women’s Underwear

[Ricky Boyd @OneOedipusWreck]

A NEW My Annoyingly Hot Mom Scenario has arrived.

Blonde bombshell Pamela Anderson guest stars as Claudia. Find out what happens when Claudia agrees to be her son’s “date” to impress the frat he wants to join.

https://t.co/SNHDjY7pXs

#WritingCommnunity
#Writers
#writerlift

[Ricky Boyd @OneOedipusWreck]

@replicantpinky Porn on VHS

[Ricky Boyd @OneOedipusWreck]

#milfstyle

[Ricky Boyd @OneOedipusWreck]

My Annoyingly Hot Mom lookalike Alexis Bellino in a bubblegum-pink chiffon floor length gown that is a wardrobe malfunction waiting to happen.

[Ricky Boyd @OneOedipusWreck]

@VeronicaAvluvXX

there’s magic in the hook of this little ditty that don’t be surprised to find yourself singing later today.

It won’t cure or solve any problems but it will put a little pep in your step.
Works for me so, I hope it does for you

https://t.co/AjTPbxwByj

[Ricky Boyd @OneOedipusWreck]

@VeronicaAvluvXX If the 80’s era Rob Lowe clip didn’t work.. I don’t know what to say... except...

wanna go together?

[Ricky Boyd @OneOedipusWreck]

@VeronicaAvluvXX I’ve hired 80’s-era St. Elmo’s Fire Rob Lowe to let you know I hear you & here for you.

[Ricky Boyd @OneOedipusWreck]

@SeiYoung83 There should be a day where people are allowed to use their “talk-to-animals” voice all day to anyone they want.

Kinda like The Purge movies minus all the implausibly.

[Ricky Boyd @OneOedipusWreck]

@literotica
It is just ridiculously easy to trigger a silent chat room with 100+ Screen Names that ignore posts about room title topic.
Post a comment pointing out the room’s flaws & watch how the same 2 or 3 names awake for fake chat that never is about the room topic.

[Lisa Ann @thereallisaann]

If not us, who?
if not now, When? #love #photooftheday

[Rachel Steele @RedMILFRachel]

Different color than I usually go for.. what do you think? 😘

[Ricky Boyd @OneOedipusWreck]

@VeronicaAvluvXX It’s where I first heard of Weird Al play ‘Another One Rides The Bus’ and he played it live in the studio.

[Ricky Boyd @OneOedipusWreck]

@dianafrancesvan Romantic movies are way more dangerous influence on impressionable young males than any violence in flicks.

Most “romantic” behavior displayed by male characters in movies would be considered creepy in real life.

Example: no way would this be seen as anything other than creepy

[Ricky Boyd @OneOedipusWreck]

@VeronicaAvluvXX Wouldn’t it be great if death was the end?
Seriously, the idea of eternity just sounds exhausting.