Sarah

no

[wokeandwoofing @wokeandwoofing]

I'm producing a modern remake of 'Psycho'. The plot is essentially the same, except at the end rather than being put in a mental asylum, Norman is invited to be a candidate for The Green Party.

[Sunday Sport @thesundaysport]

Can't wait to see what them Donkeys lads make of the Mandy stuff!

[Sarah @OneOf_Many_]

@DeadEndInTokyo_ @Hardley76 What percentage of your wealth are you using to rescue women from Afghanistan?

[mole at the counter @moleatthedoor]

@WingsScotland 😉🤭

[Sarah @OneOf_Many_]

@UnitedStandMUFC @markgoldbridge They must be loaded, perhaps they could patch the Old Trafford roof.

[Lucy Easthope @LucyGoBag]

Is the penguin… Eric Cantona?

[East Clintwood 🇩🇪🇪🇺 @real_clintwood]

Be careful Austria, if he's coming for you next.

[Sarah @OneOf_Many_]

@LauraKirk12

[Sarah @OneOf_Many_]

@MarkBambach1 @WildfireWhisper Does Gatekeeper of Important Fights for Women pay much, Mark?

[Stuart Macintosh @stueymaco]

'Idea for a TV show - "Intransigent" - Each week, Kirstie Allsopp confidently wades in to a debate she doesn't understand, the audience lambasts her ignorance, but her position remains unchanged.'

[Sall Grover @salltweets]

Trans rights: taking women back to the Elizabethan Era.

[Sam Barber @SamBarber1910]

@SixBroadway Anne Boleyn gets murdered by yet another man.

[mole at the counter @moleatthedoor]

@Serena_Partrick Divorced, bloke, died; divorced, beheaded, survived.

😬

[Netflix @netflix]

The year was 2004...

Veronica Mars is now on Netflix in the US!

[Sarah @OneOf_Many_]

@Poppy_yyyyyyyy My mother was audibly relieved as she’d said before we went “I just really don’t want to have to see Paul Mescal’s dick AGAIN”

[goma @soigomaa]

protect me from who?

[Laura Kirk-Francis @LauraKirk12]

Missed an episode of the traitors for this, lads

[Joe Bangles CBE @JoeBangles11]

@samsmith Stunning photo. You look like my auntie, Pam.

Do you have a favourite cheese?