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If you don't like where you are...then move! You are not a tree 🌳

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@Argos_Online @ArgosHelpers I have done. Thank you Zoe

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@Argos_Online After purchasing one of your sheds last week I got to start building today and there's a hole in the back panel. I can live with it, however I feel a discount on the price wouldn't go a miss. Can you support?

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@itvnews In response to the government's response to the cost of living crisis... so let's throw food at a painting...I'll just leave this here

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@Tesco do your colleagues normally observe customers queue jumping in front of others without saying anything? You've just lost a customer 😕

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@DirtDawg69 There's no point milking it though

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I stopped a shoplifter yesterday and he said that I had a problem 🤣

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Am I the only person who feels fuller when I eat pizza in smaller slices than in like 4 big quarters as I think I'm getting more? Funny how the mind works.

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@DirtDawg69 Some people could find these satisfying 😌 😆

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@DirtDawg69 @Dean82jones Did he want you to rub it in as well?

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When will America change it's laws over gun control? Absolutely heartbreaking. Then you get Joe Biden on the news asking when will all this change... talk about passing the book! Absolutely annoys me... start with yourself... the man in charge...change the laws!

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Police officers described the shooter as "complete evil" https://t.co/g9WrPTUMS3

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When people come into a shop... go straight to a colleague and say "I'm looking for pizzas" and you feel like saying "actually... you're not looking at all...but I'll point you in the right direction"

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What happened when the aeroplane crashed into the spring factory?
It went Boeing boeing boing!

I'll jet my coat.

#paulsjokesareamazing

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Oh wow... @BGT that choir has really got me jolly with a version of The Ojays Love Train! 🎶

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Wish @GMB wouldn't keep saying "Here's Christine on Lorraine" I was expecting a different show altogether... @lorraine

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Blasting some hits with the headphones 🎧 blazing! Happy Wednesday #Tunes

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Big shout out to Joyce at my local Tesco Express in Weaverham... fantastic customer service this morning and even asked me for ID (which being 38 made my year, not just my day 😂) Please give her some reward and recognition @Tesco @TescoWeaverham

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@Matt_Robinson96 Scary but true!

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@DirtDawg69 I was there on Sunday 😂

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@DirtDawg69 This in Runcorn Mr Paul?

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Ever since the high winds and rain has arrived all the wife has done is look through the window.
If it gets any worse I'll have to let her inside.
#banterbus #badweather #joker #jokeoftheday #paulsjokesareamazing