🅿️inhead chum🅿️

3 inches is a lot - milk😭😭 - avid public farter - hasbulla’s father - sex haver - #freesquirt - muncie, indiana native

[biev🦫 @shadybiev]

Algeria may have a shit team but two of their fans just mogged me in the urinal.

Putting on an absolute clinic. 9 inches minimum.

[🅿️inhead chum🅿️ @OnePumpChump695]

^

[🅿️inhead chum🅿️ @OnePumpChump695]

Still the best in the world

[🅿️inhead chum🅿️ @OnePumpChump695]

Nice cash faggot

[۟ @vermilionpixie]

I respect Messi’s greatness, but I’m fully convinced he’s going goal‑less this World Cup and Argentina are getting grouped. He holds them back.

Bookmark this and come back when it happens.

[🥤 @TheImmortalKop]

Bring me this mad fucker back

[🅿️inhead chum🅿️ @OnePumpChump695]

Hitler dead

[Tyler Milliken @tylermilliken_]

Brayan Bello has been optioned to Triple-A, per @RochieWBZ.

He pays the price for not being able to start.

[Liverpool FC @LFC]

Welcome to the Reds, Andoni 👋

[🅿️inhead chum🅿️ @OnePumpChump695]

Literally a lie - verse is worth at least one first, AD Mitchell worth nothing

[Evan Sidery @esidery]

The Colts paid a higher draft pick price for Sauce Gardner than the Rams did for Myles Garrett:

Sauce: Adonai Mitchell, 2026 1st (No. 16 overall), 2027 1st

Garrett: Jared Verse, 2027 1st, 2028 2nd, 2029 3rd

[🅿️inhead chum🅿️ @OnePumpChump695]

Please save us

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨💣 BREAKING: Liverpool reach agreement in principle to appoint Andoni Iraola as new manager, here we go! 🔴🫱🏻‍🫲🏼

Exclusive story from Saturday, 100% confirmed: Arne Slot left and Iraola will lead #LFC project, as expected.

Talks advanced over last 48h and deal in place.

[Ibrahima Konate @IbrahimaKonate_]

Thank you for everything ❤️

[Liverpool FC @LFC]

Liverpool FC can confirm Arne Slot is to depart his role as head coach with immediate effect and that the process to appoint a successor is under way.

He leaves with a Premier League title to his name and our deepest gratitude and appreciation.

[🅿️inhead chum🅿️ @OnePumpChump695]

YES BAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

[Liverpool FC @LFC]

Liverpool FC can confirm Arne Slot is to depart his role as head coach with immediate effect and that the process to appoint a successor is under way.

He leaves with a Premier League title to his name and our deepest gratitude and appreciation.

[🅿️inhead chum🅿️ @OnePumpChump695]

We’re in shambles man

[Sky Sports News @SkySportsNews]

BREAKING: Ibrahima Konate set to leave Liverpool after five years at the club 🚨

[🅿️inhead chum🅿️ @OnePumpChump695]

Why do all good things always have to come to an end🙁

[🅿️inhead chum🅿️ @OnePumpChump695]

@StephenTheWhee1 We’re all the way back

[DAILED STEVIE @StephenTheWhee1]

Shoutout @OnePumpChump695 for the help on the crazy style two man with twins

[🅿️inhead chum🅿️ @OnePumpChump695]

Agreed completely Dave😂😂👍

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

I love how Taylor was getting ready to act like she was on screen at a Grammys award show and then it just turned into a Travis chug. 😂. What a strange but weirdly perfect odd couple

[🅿️inhead chum🅿️ @OnePumpChump695]

This is a joke fuck this bum

[On3 @On3]

BREAKING: Former pro guard RJ Luis Jr. has signed with LSU, @PeteNakos reports🐯

Luis was the 2025 Big East player of the year.

https://t.co/QCU3mKfO2A

[🅿️inhead chum🅿️ @OnePumpChump695]

Killing myself back on!

[Pat Brown @PatBrown954]

If the Sox were a league average offense (4.5 runs per game) their record would be....

32-14

[Mohamed Salah @MoSalah]

I have witnessed this club go from doubters to believers, and from believers to champions. It took hard work and I always did everything I could to help the club get there. Nothing makes me prouder than that.

Us crumbling to yet another defeat this season was very painful and not what our fans deserve. I want to see Liverpool go back to being the heavy metal attacking team that opponents fear and back to being a team that wins trophies. That is the football I know how to play and that is the identity that needs to be recovered and kept for good. It cannot be negotiable and everyone that joins this club should adapt to it.

Winning some games here and there is not what Liverpool should be about. All teams win games.

Liverpool will always be a club that means a great deal to me and to my family. I want to see it succeed for long after I have moved on.

As I’ve always said, qualifying to next season’s Champions League is the bare minimum and I will do everything I can to make that happen.