TheRealJesus

For a dude called Tea, I drink a surprising amount of coffee - Posh prick Oh and I stream sometimes

[TheRealJesus @OneRealTea]

@Sp00pyBeans not what I use this account for but I digress, you know you’re in a TikTok ad?

[TheRealJesus @OneRealTea]

@evaaviolett A way out and prepare to feel new emotions while you play it.

[TheRealJesus @OneRealTea]

@GolfDudeGaming @clownworld_2022 @brutalfootages Which is why the uks per capita gun violence is so much lower right?

[TheRealJesus @OneRealTea]

@DailyEpistle @Greg_Shannon You know, you know he died right?

[TheRealJesus @OneRealTea]

@Annawemonon She’s been bought out by agency ong

[TheRealJesus @OneRealTea]

@xo_ezraaa Affirm 🫡 all the best :)

[TheRealJesus @OneRealTea]

@xo_ezraaa More so just in general, can’t claim to know you well, but you seem miffed today.

[TheRealJesus @OneRealTea]

@lyracr0w0 First comes the label, then comes the tea, then the Greggs. Then the dental hygiene

[TheRealJesus @OneRealTea]

@Sp00pyBeans It’s my birthday next week too! I want a trillion great British pounds

[TheRealJesus @OneRealTea]

@xo_ezraaa Ong agreed, I’d hate for someone to change my mind!

[TheRealJesus @OneRealTea]

@xo_ezraaa That’s one hot cow

[TheRealJesus @OneRealTea]

@porcelain_gh0ul What happened?

[TheRealJesus @OneRealTea]

@xo_ezraaa Someone else flipped their life around,
A girl called Ezra changed their name to Dave
Something something something, something paid.

[TheRealJesus @OneRealTea]

@xo_ezraaa I wouldn’t have guessed you where even close to 30 for the life of me

[TheRealJesus @OneRealTea]

@xo_ezraaa When given a platform and a sense of superiority everyone tends to believe they are the only person capable for seeing things as the truth, and sometimes feel the need to pus this unto others, despite, more often than not. Being wrong. But that’s just my opinion Dave.

[TheRealJesus @OneRealTea]

@evaaviolett I remember when you started this and it was like 100% non nude stuff. Good times

[TheRealJesus @OneRealTea]

@xo_ezraaa Should post a video as proof of concept Dave

[TheRealJesus @OneRealTea]

@xo_ezraaa Ask for name suggestions then not take the incredibly serious name suggestion seriously