OneSassyPiece

I speak fluent sass, wine has my heart and black is my happy color.

[OneSassyPiece @OneSassyPiece]

I’m just looking for a guy who’s willing to drive me to @tacobell when I’m drunk. Is that too much to ask for?

[OneSassyPiece @OneSassyPiece]

Can the offense protect DTR or what?!? I mean what the fuck.

[OneSassyPiece @OneSassyPiece]

I will forever stand by the fact that the Browns never give anyone a chance. We’re so quick to throw a QB who has a chance to grow with a team away because he’s not 100% right from the get go.

[OneSassyPiece @OneSassyPiece]

We should have just fucking stuck with Jameis 🤦🏼‍♀️

[OneSassyPiece @OneSassyPiece]

Can we just forfeit the last two games and save ourselves the embarrassment? #Browns

[OneSassyPiece @OneSassyPiece]

Thank the lord for our outfielders 🙏🏻

[OneSassyPiece @OneSassyPiece]

PLEASEEEE go to the bullpen again 🙏🏻

[OneSassyPiece @OneSassyPiece]

Facts. Pretty sad when people in one of the biggest sports towns could give a shit about this season of football 😭

[MoreForYouCleveland @MoreForYou_CLE]

This is the least emotionally invested I’ve ever been in a Browns team in my entire life

[OneSassyPiece @OneSassyPiece]

What a wasted year of football in Cleveland this year.

[OneSassyPiece @OneSassyPiece]

We would have a good kicker the year our quarterback is absolute trash. #clevelandbrowns

[OneSassyPiece @OneSassyPiece]

Please Guardians. You are our only hope right now 🙏🏻

[OneSassyPiece @OneSassyPiece]

UGHHHH. Indians 😩😭😭😭

[OneSassyPiece @OneSassyPiece]

Ty God for Cooper 🙏🏻

[OneSassyPiece @OneSassyPiece]

Watson is still trash and we should cut our losses.

[OneSassyPiece @OneSassyPiece]

I HATE KANSAS CITY. And these refs blow.

[ThePersistence @ScottPresler]

“Why hasn’t she done it?”

-President Trump

FINALLY! He’s saying what we’re all thinking. Kamala has been VP for nearly four years & she hasn’t accomplished anything.

#Debate2024

[Leading Report @LeadingReport]

BREAKING: Trump tells Kamala to drag Biden out of bed at 4 pm to sign a bill to close the border.

[Matt Walsh @MattWalshBlog]

Trump's closing statement is his best moment by a million miles. He should have been hammering "why haven't you already done it?" the entire time, relentlessly.

[FearBuck @FearedBuck]

Donald Trump says he was going to send Kamala Harris a MAGA hat because she’s copying him 😭

[Dom Lucre | Breaker of Narratives @dom_lucre]

Trump got shot in his ear but Kamala Harris has hers covered for this debate? What’s behind that hair?

[Shaun Maguire @shaunmmaguire]

ABC has let Harris get away with the Charlottesville hoax, bloodbath hoax, police officers dying on J6 hoax, etc

But they fact check Trump on animals in Ohio… when he was correct