Syphe

25/She/Her/Trans NSFW PROFILE no minors please. Neo-woke communist building a better future in the New World Order.

[Syphe @OneSyphe]

Me realizing I’ve never posted any art lmao.
Time to fix that! here’s my sona, she’s a pretty cool and pretty long eel lady

(She is a little scary ngl)

[Syphe @OneSyphe]

@SilverlingArt Restart it worked for me

[Billy Brocas @BillyBroccy2]

haaa, yeah.

[Jay🦊 @Jaysune_]

Good morning

[Syphe @OneSyphe]

@SomaStuffs Hi Alive I’m Syphe

[Syphe @OneSyphe]

@bougienightmare @Cary_Bleasdale @GhostOfSocrates OH MY GODD THE HORROR the sky is falling they sipped a drink in front of me they clearly don’t deserve a job!! I completely understand one time,, this person had the AUDACITY to drink a WATER in front of ME during an interview?? The audacity I just had to kill them on the spot :c

[Syphe @OneSyphe]

@keirimin @GhostOfSocrates @WafflesInfo “OH MY GOD OH MY GOD IT HAS WET HAIR AND ITS DRINKING COFFE RIGHT NOW FUCKING KILL THEM KILL THEM NOW AND MAKE THEM HOMELESS GET IT AWAY FROM ME EW EW ICK ICKYY EWWW -ahem, I mean sorry you’re just not professional”

[Syphe @OneSyphe]

Any Chaos faction would be like the anarchists you see on here fighting over who has the correct vision of anarchy uhh the space dwarves would be those guys who complain everything isn’t like how it was when they were kids and tyranid would be food bloggers

[Syphe @OneSyphe]

So like the “real” take is it would be chaos infested trying to infect everybody with warp shittos but personally I think the average imperial citizen would tweet the same as a normal person, sororitas like those TikTok Bible moms space marines like those fitness chuds

[+ Regent Mach + @MachDominus]

I know the closest thing to 40k internet is the Noosphere, but imagine if all species across the galaxy had access to something like Twitter to faccilitate communications between one another.

How would THAT even be like?

[Syphe @OneSyphe]

Eldar would be like those annoying liberals that act like they’re better than everyone for voting Dark eldar welcome to 4chan but maybe slightly less racey just endless shock content really. Tau would be like that one oomf who posts that has no idea what’s happening

[🌟Angel | Tianyou Star Apprentice @SicklySeraph_]

I dunno whats funniest, they’re all comedy gold 😭

“What am i gonna tell my wife?”
“Ive been loyal to this brand for 8 months!”
“Walmart started selling too many inflatable pools”
“Im reselling powertools!”
“Im taking legal action against pokemon”
“This is just like communism!”

[Syphe @OneSyphe]

Did they give him an eyepatch? I think this an excellent opportunity to give this fish an eyepatch. Some sort of new pirate theme maybe. The world needs that right now

[Kevin Scott @Kscott_94]

A 44-year-old man has been arrested for damaging the big fish in Belfast.

At around 12:30am police responded to reports of a man damaging the Salmon.

Extensive damage was caused to its left eye.

He was arrested for damage to the sculpture and possession of an offensive weapon in a public place. @BelTel

[Syphe @OneSyphe]

I’m sorry but does the parrot Bimbofy the British twink this season

[Cartoon Base @TheCartoonBase]

Stolas will have a journey of finding himself in ‘HELLUVA BOSS’ Season 3 Part 1.

His conflict with Stella, trying out a new style, how he feels about Blitzo and a reunion with Vassago, an old friend of his.

[affclic @affclic]

😂😂😂😂 you guys are insane

[Syphe @OneSyphe]

@KariAcai @amos_stuffed @NardoShark Inb4 omega Karen eater of service workers shows up 💔

[Syphe @OneSyphe]

@TravenNSFW TYTYTYYYYTYYY

[Syphe @OneSyphe]

Flipping a coin heads I call myself Gwynivere tails I go by Eleanor

Oh life update I’m on estrogen now

[Syphe @OneSyphe]

@amazingatheist They’re calling it the most Reddit statement of all time