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He/they, 24, American Sign Language, HTX

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Aye aye, caption🌴💙

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It takes a lot to be vulnerable about personal things online. My birthday and the holidays are coming up, so anything helps! I understand not everyone can donate, so sharing with the right audience means just as much:)

https://t.co/Rebo2As8gq

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Yeahh I think I’m saying bye to this app for now. DM me if u wanna stay in touch xx

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Jfc idk how long Facebook has been adding their knockoff bitmoji to my happy birthday posts but I just noticed😭😂

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Cutest Pokémon trainer

[triple p 💞 @Iam_Afrodisiac]

god forbid a massive attack happens or a shooting or a natural disaster but oh you can’t see it or where it’s safe or dangerous to be because of a twitter rate limit

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Lowkey symbolic that I shaved my mustache after pride lol

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Just a reminder that my insta is @ alexwhitney

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I was trying to look up “Google get the look” for Google Lens, but I accidentally typed “Google get the poo” and the FBI immediately knocked on my door

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Sad that ol Testla Toot ruined this app, but idk how long I expected to be on here lmao

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Shidded n farded on the timeline, call that E-lawn Musk

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It’s wild what facial hair can do because I shaved my mustache for the first time today and I’ve already been misgendered💀

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Pros of having a mustache: “passing,” has mustache
Cons of having a mustache: has mustache

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I wish there was a more accessible way to support people’s work worldwide, because ik it’s not the artist’s fault and that’s why they made it as cheap as possible

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I realize now why something I wanted was price cut🥲 international shipping was ฿4,800 (~$136)

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Kimchi can’t be held accountable for her actions when around a treat. Absolutely feral

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My mama just texted “unsubscribe” so she could try to stop getting my texts💀💚

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I don’t think y’all understand how close I am to a “more soup for your armpit?” SpongeBob-level breakdown

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“I’ve never been to Dave & Buster’s” = “I’ve never had a Krabby Patty”

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I’m off tomorrow I’m off tomorrow I’m-

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Binge watching the new iCarly lol