Hamlet

[Hamlet @OneTrueHamlet]

Next, we're going to play a game I like to call 'murder the traitor and all your innocent friends'. Too much fun!

[Hamlet @OneTrueHamlet]

@Ghostee1 I tried daddy! What more could I have done?! All those people I killed, I killed for you! Love me!!! (sob sob)

[Hamlet @OneTrueHamlet]

@OneTrueHamlet Saw Polonius there too, wink wink ;)

[Hamlet @OneTrueHamlet]

Now that I'm in the afterlife, daddy and I can catch up on lost time. we just went fishing!

[Hamlet @OneTrueHamlet]

@OneTrueHamlet ........

[Hamlet @OneTrueHamlet]

@OneTrueHamlet I probably shouldn't have killed Polonius for eavesdropping, and hurt Ophelia, and killed Rosencrantz and Guildenstern, and

[Hamlet @OneTrueHamlet]

In retrospection, I was kind of an ass in life.

[Hamlet @OneTrueHamlet]

@OneTrueHamlet But seriously, I am a bit confused

[Hamlet @OneTrueHamlet]

Who wouldn't fall for this face?

[Hamlet @OneTrueHamlet]

@OneTrueHamlet Or at least I did until I, you know, died....

[Hamlet @OneTrueHamlet]

People who aren't even doing this project are following me. I can understand, though, since I look like this:

[Hamlet @OneTrueHamlet]

Curse you Shakespeare and your tragedies... I was the main character... Why? You could have killed off some other innocents instead, but no.

[Hamlet @OneTrueHamlet]

Have a little taste of your own 'medicine' Claudius! (glug glug) That's better. Now, now shhhh. Sleep, love. Sleeeeepppppp. That's it. Shhhh

[Hamlet @OneTrueHamlet]

I've been poisoned!?!? Damn (cough)... it... Laertes! All.. your... fault.....

[Hamlet @OneTrueHamlet]

Gertrude was poisoned?!?! Damn it Laertes!!!

[Hamlet @OneTrueHamlet]

@OneTrueHamlet Have to be careful not to bloody my royal knuckles, hence the daintiness of my smacks

[Hamlet @OneTrueHamlet]

Ophelia is dead?!?! Damn it Laertes!!! This (smack) is (smack) all (smack) your (dainty smack) fault!

[Hamlet @OneTrueHamlet]

@Hamlet_boo And I intend to enjoy it.........

[Hamlet @OneTrueHamlet]

@Hamlet_boo You see, it's not about the destination, it's about the journey...

[Hamlet @OneTrueHamlet]

@Hamlet_boo I'll get to him eventually, but first I have to kill as many innocent people as possible