The One True Poster

Stannis Baratheon's #1 shooter. Lover of the macabre, searcher after horror. Cinephile; Norman Taurog's camera never falters. Stoogeposting. Any/all. 30

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I'm starting to get more active on Bluesky than here so buy while low imo
https://t.co/mwbj9QyTZs

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Then I remembered the stats

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Almost had the thought the Dedenne walls Archaludon

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People talk too much smack about Pincurchin, it almost never goes down in one hit and usually gets at least one stupid-damage Rising Voltage off

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@saturns_hyades One of the greats

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upside of having Digger fans swarming my mentions demanding szechuan sauce is when I watch it again, if I like it more it will be a testament to my objectivity and generosity of spirit in reevaluating a movie I've caught so much flak over, and if i don't it means I'm right

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@saturns_hyades I would say so

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The same reason Mega Falinks isn't Fighting/Steel: the Big Charizard/Lucario cabal keeping things smooth for their boys

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@NatusPKMN His dex entries literally state he can summon rainstorms, why the actual DUCK does he not have Drizzle???? 😭

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Jolteon—Speed Boost

Hitmonchan and Hitmonlee—if you don't wanna bump the Iron Fist boost up to 1.5 so as not to overtune Conkeldurr or whoever just make new abilities that double the power of punching & kicking moves. These guys suck they can get away with it

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My phone was out of commission for a few days and I had nothing to do at work save think of ways to buff old Pokemon. So here are my ideas on that front:

Rapidash—speed equivalent to Huge Power. We were told Rapidash was the fastest Pokemon as children and imo it should be true

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Flareon—Flareon has been a punchline for so long it is time for reparations. Bare minimum: Fire Mane. Wishlist: Huge Power

Yeah that's right 130 base attack Huge Power, and honestly it probably still wouldn't be very good

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X trying to send me 5 dollars of blood money from Diggerposting to encourage me to get verified. But I will not cash it. I am a true poster

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@kissworthy @bloodyzork https://t.co/0HX3hOWcqR

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I'm open to the idea that maybe I haven't given Digger enough intellectual credit but the Digger defense squad is suspiciously silent on the rather more common criticism that the movie is simply annoying, when they act as though there's no correct way to dislike this movie

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@AlamoCaesar

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@AbrahamValdez_ The trees are pretty big

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This is my review of Digger, for everybody asking for my in depth thoughts. I am not responding directly to you all
https://t.co/0HX3hOWcqR

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I feel bad for the handful of people who've responded to this with grace that I've ignored in favor of the rick and morty Digger fans let it not be said I'm not part of the problem

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@stubbornilian @Grantkosh8K Ding ding ding

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What does the last clause of the tweet say, is everybody on here illiterate

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The sheer volume of this exact comment I'm getting is driving me nuts so let me say explicitly that the point of my post is how obnoxious all the Digger fans acting like anybody who doesn't like this movie is a rube who didn't get it is.

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Tired of Digger in my mentions and everybody is talking about metal so here's what I think are the 51 best hard rock and metal albums of 1988, a year I recently deep dived.