The Main Event. (Parody!)

Commentary of @wweusos.

[The Main Event. (Parody!) @OneUpNoLonger]

“It’s just me, uce!”

☝🏽Literate Jey Uso RP.
☝🏽Companies/banter welcome.
☝🏽Ships with chemistry.
☝🏽Friendly writer.

[The Main Event. (Parody!) @OneUpNoLonger]

I’m proud of you, uce! Welcome to the world champions club! Yeet!

[Undisputed (not real @SamiZayn) @Uceynomore]

And new!

[The Main Event. (Parody!) @OneUpNoLonger]

// I’m so fucking happy for Sami, man! That’s been my dude since his debut and this moment is long overdue! This is surreal but it’s the best surprise finish ever!

[The Main Event. (Parody!) @OneUpNoLonger]

Hell yeah Sami! That’s my dawg! Yeet!

[The Main Event. (Parody!) @OneUpNoLonger]

I let my family down…it wasn’t supposed to go like that.

[The Main Event. (Parody!) @OneUpNoLonger]

Two more days until y’all have to acknowledge your King of the Ring. Yeet!

[The Main Event. (Parody!) @OneUpNoLonger]

#WCW goes to Mami, the most beautiful woman on the planet. @ADarknessDwells ❤️

[The Main Event. (Parody!) @OneUpNoLonger]

#WCW goes to the beautiful and amazing @hotStephMcmahon you are incredibly stunning Steph.

[The Main Event. (Parody!) @OneUpNoLonger]

#WCW goes to @CEOBankMone the beautiful CEO. I love you Mercedes. ❤️

[The Main Event. (Parody!) @OneUpNoLonger]

@EarnIsHerGoal You’re welcome Roxanne.

[The Main Event. (Parody!) @OneUpNoLonger]

You always manage to look beautiful.

[The Prodigy ❧ NOT @Roxanne_WWE @EarnIsHerGoal]

The face that you make when you feel left out.

[The Main Event. (Parody!) @OneUpNoLonger]

@xStratusfaction @OfeXtremeQueen @RBLOODYRIPLEYX @RoyaltyIsHers @CEOBankMone

[The Main Event. (Parody!) @OneUpNoLonger]

“It’s just me, uce!”

☝🏽Literate Jey Uso RP.
☝🏽Companies/banter welcome.
☝🏽Ships with chemistry.
☝🏽Friendly writer.

[The Main Event. (Parody!) @OneUpNoLonger]

@xStratusfaction @OfeXtremeQueen @RBLOODYRIPLEYX @RoyaltyIsHers

[The Main Event. (Parody!) @OneUpNoLonger]

That’s right.

[𝓞𝓷𝓬𝓮 𝓐 𝓛𝓮𝓰𝓲𝓽 𝓑𝓸𝓼𝓼 ♢ @MercedesVarnado @CEOBankMone]

This a warning shotttttttt.

[The Main Event. (Parody!) @OneUpNoLonger]

Damn right. I’mma shock the world.

[𝓞𝓷𝓬𝓮 𝓐 𝓛𝓮𝓰𝓲𝓽 𝓑𝓸𝓼𝓼 ♢ @MercedesVarnado @CEOBankMone]

And this Saturday, you will be slaying that crown as King Jey Uso.

[The Main Event. (Parody!) @OneUpNoLonger]

I appreciate it. You always slay like a queen.

[𝓞𝓷𝓬𝓮 𝓐 𝓛𝓮𝓰𝓲𝓽 𝓑𝓸𝓼𝓼 ♢ @MercedesVarnado @CEOBankMone]

Knew you would, always have to represent.

[The Main Event. (Parody!) @OneUpNoLonger]

I love it.

[The Main Event. (Parody!) @OneUpNoLonger]

You got that right. Yeet!

[𝓞𝓷𝓬𝓮 𝓐 𝓛𝓮𝓰𝓲𝓽 𝓑𝓸𝓼𝓼 ♢ @MercedesVarnado @CEOBankMone]

(Meant “hats” but no hate sounds good too.)

[The Main Event. (Parody!) @OneUpNoLonger]

One step closer. Y’all love me now? Wait until I beat Oba. King Jey is loading. Yeet!

[𝓞𝓷𝓬𝓮 𝓐 𝓛𝓮𝓰𝓲𝓽 𝓑𝓸𝓼𝓼 ♢ @MercedesVarnado @CEOBankMone]

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𝓜𝓮𝓻𝓬𝓮𝓭𝓮𝓼 𝓜𝓸𝓷𝓮
𑁍◈𑁍

[The Main Event. (Parody!) @OneUpNoLonger]

@CEOBankMone