One Year Dynasty

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[One Year Dynasty @OneYearDynasty]

While @FedEx was absolutely no help yesterday, I have to give credit when credit is due. Customer service reached back out and asked for the video of the delivery attempt to correct the issue.

[One Year Dynasty @OneYearDynasty]

@FedExHelp Not possible. Server connection issues won't let me message you. You can message me.

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Bad form @FedEx. Driver reads the "Please knock" sign. Rings the doorbell that is being replaced. Leaves a tag and says nobody was home. Side note is the @googlenest camera works very well and it's clear as day. You can see the guy mouthing the words on the sign.

[One Year Dynasty @OneYearDynasty]

@FedExHelp I already spoke to customer service on the phone and was told they will "note it" and that it would "not happen again." That's no help. Hundreds of dollars of wine are going to sit in a hot truck for another 24 hours because your driver didn't want to knock.

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Hurricane Sloth 2025 is going to slowly surprise people.

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@999gatorcountry , where is the link to sign up to win Horror Nights tix? Heard the ad, but don't see it on the contests page.

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@FlaPanthers

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College football teams should not be ranked until week 6 at the earliest.

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My kid got a yellow card. Proud dad moment.

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Last night, my semi-canadian friend referred to a glory hole as a "wall peep," and I can no longer refer to said phallic surprise opening as anything other than that.

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I say this all because we lost that dog today. It sucks.

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3 of 4 entered the room. They were great. #4 entered the room. Within 7 seconds he placed his head on my lap...

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...we were looking for a little one. A Baxter of sorts. Unsure of what was going to develop we left all options open. We were offered 4 visits that day. #4 was a stretch. He was an outside thought. Perhaps he wasn't as bad as his sticker indicated...

[One Year Dynasty @OneYearDynasty]

A little under 13 years ago I went to a Humane Society after my buddy Jim's wedding. If you are still reading and judging spelling and grammar...f off...back to the puppies...

[One Year Dynasty @OneYearDynasty]

But I am not.

[One Year Dynasty @OneYearDynasty]

Im going to tell a story. I dont know how to do it correctly on any type of social media. I should probably just got to bed.

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The sheriff in Friday the 13th part 2 should have been paid way more than he probably did. That dude movie sprinting skills were top notch.

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@DPG0110 Dude! What do you mean its part of the job? Youre not saying what I think youre saying are you? Next youre gonna say that the Easter Bunny isn't real either...

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@DPG0110 Had a lady at a sporting venue ask for a tip in a very similar set up. She was standing there making sure people didnt steal anything. I grabbed the beer, I scanned it, I ran the card. She points at the screen asking for a tip. I selected 0%. She wasn't happy.

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@DPG0110 @LeBatardShow Definitely this right here.