Went Brogalmont

I put the STAR in Star Witness ⭐️ “Brad from Raleigh” Netflix’s The Staircase🔪 The KING OF RATINGS! R̶H̶A̶P̶ ̶C̶o̶r̶r̶e̶s̶p̶o̶n̶d̶e̶n̶t̶ ̶ Btm 3% of Creators

[Went Brogalmont @OneYuckyGay]

Are people competing to be the most marginalized? 🤐

Their bios be like:

“They/Them/Zen

Afro LatinX Adpoted Indigenous Pansexual Trans Non-Binary
Left-Handed ADHD Diabetic Virgo Covid Survivor Recovering Addict Unemployed Single Mother INFJ Hufflepuff Lactose Intolerant”

[Went Brogalmont @OneYuckyGay]

Happy Mother’s Day, Mama! I know you’re eating at the unlimited Cici’s Pizza buffet in heaven 🥲

Don’t worry - I’m down here getting railed by enough men for both of us 💋 I hope you’re watching over me, cheering me on.

#RIPBigMama

[Went Brogalmont @OneYuckyGay]

Happy International Women’s Day to the only vagina that I’ve ever come in contact with - My Mama’s!

You have given me so much, Mama! (including my flawless skin and Type II Diabetes) 💗 I wouldn’t ever have become the King of Ratings without you!

#InternationalWomensDay

[Went Brogalmont @OneYuckyGay]

Thankful for:

My adoring fans, my Papi, and my Ozempic prescriptions 💉

Happy Thanksgiving, kitties! 🦃

I’ll be in downtown Cincinnati tonight gobbling strange cock … because the season of giving has officially begun 💦

[Went Brogalmont @OneYuckyGay]

Josh contemplating making an important announcement during the last few hours of #NationalComingOutDay 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈

We stand behind you, sis!

Literally 😉

#TheChallenge #LGBTQIA

[Went Brogalmont @OneYuckyGay]

@JOSHMBB19 contemplating making an important announcement during the last few hours of #NationalComingOutDay 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

We stand behind you, sis!

Literally 😉

#TheChallenge

[Went Brogalmont @OneYuckyGay]

This Tweet aged so well 🏳️‍🌈

[Went Brogalmont @OneYuckyGay]

When your high school bully hits you up on Grindr and says “We can fuck, but no kissing. I’m Straight”

[Went Brogalmont @OneYuckyGay]

WTF? I LOVE Straight White men! They were some of my best clients when I was a working boy 💁🏼‍♂️

If you hate them so much, why do you look EXACTLY like my 55 year old Uncle Ralph?

The alphabet army doesn’t claim you. Log off and go shave your pits, Jizzy! 🪒

#BB25 #BigBrother

[Went Brogalmont @OneYuckyGay]

@dwashtweets I already have my shirt ready to honor you, when you transcend to that cookout in the sky ☁️😇

[Went Brogalmont @OneYuckyGay]

@dwashtweets Are you wearing an R.I.P. shirt of a woman that is ALSO wearing an R.I.P. shirt?

[Went Brogalmont @OneYuckyGay]

Now that #BobBarker is dead, I feel safe to come forward:

After the showcase showdown, he fingered my asshole backstage.

I didn’t pull away and blamed myself for years.

“People can take everything away from you, but they can never take away your truth”

-Britney Spears

[Went Brogalmont @OneYuckyGay]

Oh, GURL…. I been done knew 💅🏼

The bad highlights and leathery skin were dead giveaways.

It’s giving ME, before my glow-up.

@PaulCalafiore_ hit me up if you want the number to the best plastic surgery and skin restoration team in Southwestern Ohio! 💉

[Went Brogalmont @OneYuckyGay]

Breaking #BigBrother News, Kitties! ☕️

Gypsy Rose Blanchard confirmed as the 18th houseguest on #bb25

Get LOOUUDD! 📣

But you know I still have to root for my gays, Hymen and Jizzy 🏳️‍🌈

[Went Brogalmont @OneYuckyGay]

America the Booty Full 🇺🇸

[Went Brogalmont @OneYuckyGay]

I’m living in my wax figure era, kitties!!

PS: Fuck @KimKardashian !

#BadBlood #MaDameTussauds #TaylorSwift

[Went Brogalmont @OneYuckyGay]

It was rude of them to put Juneteenth in the middle of Pride Month! 🏳️‍🌈

There are 28 perfectly good days in February for ya’ll!

Pick one! (No pun intended) 👩🏿‍🌾

[Went Brogalmont @OneYuckyGay]

Imagine being @britinidangelo’s mother:

Your son is a rapist and your daughter makes her living being an “Autistic Influencer”, doing cringe dances and posting about the baby that you tragically lost - years before she was even born.

How do you miss a baby that you never met?

[Went Brogalmont @OneYuckyGay]

Happy Anniversary, to my Latin Lover 💃🏽

I like my relationships like I like my hole: OPEN 🕳️

This year has been full of parties, Adderall, poppers, and romance ❤️

Thank you for getting me, papi! You’re my spicy jalapeño.

‘Gracias’ for the sweet Botox/fillers gift card 😘🎁

[Went Brogalmont @OneYuckyGay]

Just got back from Super BLOW Sunday, and It was #MyPleasure to take all of your loads 💦

Much better turnout than last year! I heard Rihanna announced she’s pregnant — and she might not be the only one!🫃🏻

I was planning on only doing BJs, but you know I’m greedy for dicks 🤭

[Went Brogalmont @OneYuckyGay]

Headed to Chick-fil-A, kitties! Hope to see you there 😝

Address is:

6495 Glenway Ave, Cincinnati, OH 45211

I just showered, but I’ll be showered in your DNA very soon! 💦

Don’t forget your cash/cards for tipping!

Cum one, CUM ALL 📢

#cincinnatigay #cumdump #anonymous

[Went Brogalmont @OneYuckyGay]

Less than 24 hours until my annual Super Blow Sunday public bukkake party 🎉

My boyfriend will be the videographer / lookout. Don’t worry kitties, he’s not the jealous type! 😘

Tips accepted, but not required. I’ve retired from the biz, but I’m still a greedy slut, LOL 😆

[Went Brogalmont @OneYuckyGay]

I can’t wait for my Annual SUPER BLOW SUNDAY party!

This year, I’ll be giving blowjobs in the dumpster/storage area at the Glenway Ave Chick-Fil-A, starting at 5pm.

Plenty of parking bc they’re closed on Sundays! 🐮

No Dick Refused. First Cum, First Served!

#MyPleasure 💦

[Went Brogalmont @OneYuckyGay]

@Ladij78 Girl, if you’re on a rug nobody would be able to snatch it out from under you. It’s basic physics 💁🏻‍♂️